Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
New York, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

Hakeem Jeffries, a Brooklyn-born politician, is criticized for evading responsibility and failing to address real issues. Dubbed “Dumbo” due to his tendency to vanish when accountability arises, his leadership style is characterized by vague rhetoric and detachment. Instead of confronting problems, he focuses on surface-level concerns, leaving taxpayers disappointed. Continue reading Hakeem Jeffries: The Boy Who Flew Away From Responsibility

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Global News, Greenland, Media Critique, Politics, Satire

NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

The New York Post is launching The Greenland Post, a tabloid focused on Greenland following renewed interest from President Trump. It aims to deliver straightforward Arctic coverage with eye-catching headlines. The paper reflects a humorous take on governance, promising content tailored to its audience without hiring local journalists, relying instead on remote reporting. Continue reading NEW YORK POST EXPANDS EMPIRE, LAUNCHES “GREENLAND POST” AHEAD OF HISTORIC 51ST STATEHOOD

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absurd politics, Elections, Habeas Circus, Politics, Satire, virginia

Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

A Virginia circuit court judge deemed the Democrats’ redistricting amendment illegal, citing multiple procedural violations. This ruling sparked mixed reactions; Democrats called it a temporary setback while Republicans celebrated. Political analysts suggest that lawyers benefit the most from this situation. Democrats plan a comeback with a new redistricting effort. Continue reading Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

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absurd politics, New York, Urban Absurdity

Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

In a recent snowstorm, New York’s response was criticized when politician Zohran Mamdani donned a Carhartt jacket as a fashion statement rather than taking action. This display highlighted a trend of superficial solidarity among leaders, prioritizing image over effective governance. New Yorkers faced real struggles, while styled politicians offered only empty symbolism. Continue reading Carhartt Communism: When a Jacket Does All the Governing

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absurd politics, Donald Trump, Government, Habeas Circus, Law & Order

How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

A Trump-appointed judge delivered a measured and informative response to attorney Lindsey Halligan, emphasizing the importance of evidence and legal standards over rhetorical flair. This courtroom interaction, framed as a memorable lesson, contrasts expectations about Trump’s judges, showcasing a commitment to procedural norms amidst a performance-driven culture in Washington. Continue reading How a Trump-Appointed Judge Turned a Legal Lecture into a Core Workout for Lindsey Halligan

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

Baltimore Mayor Brandon Scott addressed the city’s snow-day parking controversy through a rap track, declaring parking space savers illegal. Despite residents’ longstanding claims over street spots, the mayor’s message emphasized compliance with city rules. Response from the community was mixed, with some residents firmly attached to their chairs. Enforcement will proceed alongside the musical message. Continue reading Baltimore Bans Snow Chairs After Mayor Scott Drops the Policy Bars in a Rap Verse

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absurd politics, Donald Trump, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Maryland, Politics, State, State & Local

Maryland Officials Heroically Condemn Federal Law Enforcement From Safe Distance of Untouched State Institutions

Maryland’s officials have condemned federal law enforcement while ignoring issues within their own correctional facilities. Governor Wes Moore and others criticized federal agencies, avoiding accountability for local problems like inmate mistreatment. Analysts label this behavior as “Accountability Tourism,” focusing outrage on federal issues rather than tackling state concerns. Continue reading Maryland Officials Heroically Condemn Federal Law Enforcement From Safe Distance of Untouched State Institutions

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Government, Maryland, Politics, Secondhand Service, State & Local

Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

Maryland Governor Wes Moore may receive a Bronze Star for his performance during a recent snowstorm, dubbed “The Battle of Slightly Icy Roads.” His video updates, viewed by 78 people, were deemed an act of heroism. Critics questioned the absence of snowplows, attributing it to strategic morale-building rather than oversight. Continue reading Governor Awarded Bronze Star for Valor in the Battle of Light Snowfall

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absurd politics, immigration, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

Liz Walsh, a County Council member, received a performance review rating of “Does Not Meet Expectations.” Key issues included unsatisfactory fact verification, critical failures in judgment, poor communication skills, and a significant erosion of public trust. The review highlighted the need for remedial training, close supervision, or reassignment. Continue reading Employee Performance Review: Howard County Councilwoman Liz Walsh

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absurd politics, democrats, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local, virginia

The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

This week in Richmond, newly sworn-in Governor Abigail Spanberger sparked chaos as hamburgers mysteriously vanished shortly after her inauguration, earning her the nickname “Hamburglar of Hard-Earned Money.” Her controversial “Spanburger Doctrine” implies confiscating edible goods as “nutritional contributions,” leaving residents bewildered and concerned about a future without safe backyard cookouts. Continue reading The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

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