WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

The WNBA’s task force, aimed at defining “woman,” has expanded to 46 members with a chaotic process marked by humorous setbacks. Definitions have been minimal, leading to an interim framework and a potential league renaming, while financial requests and extended timelines escalate. Meetings have proven unproductive, highlighting absurdity. Continue reading WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

Professional political cartoonists are upset about AI-generated cartoons in the Baltimore Sun, calling them lazy and threatening to their craft. Comic relief comes from the Canton Cat, a stray who humorously critiques the medium’s limitations while acknowledging the traditional art form’s value. Ultimately, he concludes that he’s just a cat with paws. Continue reading Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

Never Forget Who Did This

Remember the victims. Remember the heroes. But also remember who planned the attack, who carried it out, and the ideology that convinced nineteen terrorists that murdering civilians was holy. Continue reading Never Forget Who Did This

CLOWNCAST AWAY: Mr. Wiggles Devastated After Circus Declares “No Clowns Day” in Stunning Act of Emotional Betrayal

The Grand Royale Traveling Circus held a No Clowns Day, causing devastation for longtime clown Mr. Wiggles. He protested silently while others reacted with mixed feelings. Critics labeled the ban as institutional clownphobia. Although normal operations resumed, emotional damage lingered, prompting Wiggles to file a grievance, advocating for clown rights and dignity. Continue reading CLOWNCAST AWAY: Mr. Wiggles Devastated After Circus Declares “No Clowns Day” in Stunning Act of Emotional Betrayal

The Gender Wars Are a Distraction: How the Family Court System Profits from Division While Parents and Children Lose Everything

The family court system in America is characterized by dysfunction and profit-driven practices that alienate parents from their children, framing the conflict as a “gender war.” Both mothers and fathers face systemic obstacles, leading to a multi-billion-dollar industry that thrives on conflict. Uniting against this system is crucial for reform and healing. Continue reading The Gender Wars Are a Distraction: How the Family Court System Profits from Division While Parents and Children Lose Everything

Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom

Joanne Frederick discovers that a proposed transmission line, the Maryland Piedmont Reliability Project, will benefit Northern Virginia’s data centers, not Maryland. The project poses risks to Maryland’s rural communities, environment, and property rights, with local leaders largely silent. This situation reflects a broader trend of sacrificing rural areas for corporate profits. Continue reading Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom