Category: History

2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Campaigns, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Government Dysfunction, History, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Wizardry & Witchcraft

Chris Van Hollen Unveils Bold Democratic Strategy for 2026: Dig Up FDR, Put John Lewis on a Tote Bag, Hope Nobody Asks What Year It Is

Senator Chris Van Hollen emphasized that Democrats should embody the legacies of FDR and John Lewis, leading to a humorous excavation at party headquarters. Amidst discovered relics, the party’s strategy became anachronistic, aiming to attract young voters with outdated ideals, while alienating them further by ignoring current concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Unveils Bold Democratic Strategy for 2026: Dig Up FDR, Put John Lewis on a Tote Bag, Hope Nobody Asks What Year It Is

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9/11, Advocacy, crime, Culture & Absurdity, editorial, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Government, Government Dysfunction, History, immigration, Law Enforcement, National Security, New York, Pennsylvania, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Politics, Psychos & Crazies, public safety, remembrance, Washington DC

Never Forget Who Did This

Remember the victims. Remember the heroes. But also remember who planned the attack, who carried it out, and the ideology that convinced nineteen terrorists that murdering civilians was holy. Continue reading Never Forget Who Did This

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9/11, Culture & Absurdity, History, social media

Generation Born After 9/11 Now Old Enough to Explain 9/11 to People Who Lived Through It on TikTok

Twenty-five years after 9/11, a new generation learns about the event primarily through TikTok, often overshadowing the firsthand experiences of those who lived through it. While younger Americans access history through modern platforms, it highlights the importance of preserving personal memories and understanding the human impact behind such tragedies. Continue reading Generation Born After 9/11 Now Old Enough to Explain 9/11 to People Who Lived Through It on TikTok

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, History, Politics, Satire

Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

The modern Democratic Party echoes 19th-century sentiments by opposing federal law enforcement, claiming it threatens democracy. Historical parallels arise as both then and now, Democrats argue against urgency in enforcing laws, prioritizing tone over accountability. This consistent pattern highlights a rejection of moral clarity while asserting selective compassion for the impacted communities. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

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Bach's Boombox, Celebrity, Culture & Absurdity, Entertainment, History, Satire

Dilbert Finally Escapes the Cubicle: A Tribute to Scott Adams

Scott Adams revolutionized the depiction of corporate life through his comic Dilbert, highlighting the absurdities of middle management and workplace dynamics long before it was mainstream. His work resonated as a candid reflection of office realities, granting audiences permission to critique dysfunction with humor. With his passing, Adams leaves a legacy that endures. Continue reading Dilbert Finally Escapes the Cubicle: A Tribute to Scott Adams

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Congress, democrats, Government, History, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

House Democrats plan a solemn commemorative hearing for January 6, 2026, marking the fifth anniversary of the January 6 Capitol events, which they call a near-democratic collapse. This hearing will emphasize the importance of voting to prevent similar incidents, despite critiques of its necessity and format. Democrats assert it’s vital to remember this event annually. Continue reading Democrats Announce January 6, 2026 Hearing to Mark Fifth Anniversary of “The Vibe Shift”

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American Bar Association, History, Judicial

The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

The early American colonists wisely banned lawyers from their courts to prevent conflict from being professionalized and manipulated, believing that disputes should be resolved by community members. In contrast, modern America is overwhelmed by lawyers, leading to litigation instead of resolution, highlighting the foresight of the colonists in safeguarding societal harmony. Continue reading The Colonists Were Smarter Than Us: They Banned Lawyers

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