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MTA Worker Finds Mitch McConnell in Subway Closet, Senate Immediately Requests His Return to Washington

An MTA worker discovered Senator Mitch McConnell inside a utility closet in a Manhattan subway, prompting immediate action from Senate leadership to return him to the Capitol. Initially believed to have survived on minimal resources, McConnell was prepped for committee votes and quickly reintegrated, with staff downplaying the situation’s peculiarity. Continue reading MTA Worker Finds Mitch McConnell in Subway Closet, Senate Immediately Requests His Return to Washington

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Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

The U.S. Senate hosted a lavish birthday party for a dog, highlighting Congress’s tendency to prioritize entertainment over crucial issues like voter ID. Attendees celebrated the pet with cake and photos, while important legislative matters were ignored. This event raised questions about accountability and priorities in Washington, evident as the public grows frustrated. Continue reading Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

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FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

The FAA has heightened the aviation threat level in response to concerns about furries infiltrating airline operations. New protocols include heightened passenger screening and updated safety demonstrations. Congress plans hearings on this unusual issue, with lawmakers struggling to comprehend the furry phenomenon, while the Pentagon adjusts its radar to distinguish between threats and fanciful creatures. Continue reading FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

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Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

Lauren Boebert says the ethics allegations about her love life are false. The Canton Cat imagines her response escalating into a full Schwarzenegger sequel complete with aviators, gun safes, terrified journalists and absolutely no new hires. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

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Obamacare Celebrates 16 Years of Making Health Insurance So Affordable Doctors Are Now Skipping It

The Affordable Care Act faces criticism as rising health insurance premiums lead some medical professionals to forgo coverage. A report reveals doctors opting to self-diagnose due to costs approaching $1,600 monthly. While federal tax credits exist, many still find premiums unaffordable, prompting bipartisan discussions on healthcare reforms amidst ongoing frustrations. Continue reading Obamacare Celebrates 16 Years of Making Health Insurance So Affordable Doctors Are Now Skipping It

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Chris Van Hollen Crashes Another Wedding, Grabs Microphone, Announces Democracy Is in Danger Until Bartender Cuts Him Off

At a Maryland wedding, Senator Chris Van Hollen unexpectedly seized a microphone to deliver a lengthy political speech on various issues, disrupting the celebration. Despite guests’ attempts to regain control, including chants and a thrown dinner roll, Van Hollen continued until security removed him. The wedding resumed with humor amidst the chaos. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Crashes Another Wedding, Grabs Microphone, Announces Democracy Is in Danger Until Bartender Cuts Him Off

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Jamie Raskin Alarmed to Discover Maryland’s 8th District Contains People Who Aren’t Jamie Raskin

Rep. Jamie Raskin expressed deep concerns about democracy after realizing many residents in Maryland’s 8th District do not recognize him. Following criticisms from Republican Cheryl Riley, he convened a symposium and faced questions from constituents. Raskin, known for his constitutional commentary, remains active despite local dissatisfaction with his focus. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Alarmed to Discover Maryland’s 8th District Contains People Who Aren’t Jamie Raskin

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Lauren Boebert Ethics Complaint Allegedly Requires HR to Replace Org Chart With Relationship Flowchart

Rep. Lauren Boebert faces a House ethics complaint over alleged sexual relationships with three staffers and misuse of funds, including bonuses and a six-figure payment to a former aide. Though the allegations remain unproven, they raise concerns about her office culture, prompting updates to congressional HR policies and handbooks. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Ethics Complaint Allegedly Requires HR to Replace Org Chart With Relationship Flowchart

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Chris Van Hollen Unveils Bold Democratic Strategy for 2026: Dig Up FDR, Put John Lewis on a Tote Bag, Hope Nobody Asks What Year It Is

Senator Chris Van Hollen emphasized that Democrats should embody the legacies of FDR and John Lewis, leading to a humorous excavation at party headquarters. Amidst discovered relics, the party’s strategy became anachronistic, aiming to attract young voters with outdated ideals, while alienating them further by ignoring current concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Unveils Bold Democratic Strategy for 2026: Dig Up FDR, Put John Lewis on a Tote Bag, Hope Nobody Asks What Year It Is

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Washington Discovers “Black Representation” Has 17 Different Definitions Depending on Who’s Holding the Map

Activists are concerned that the Supreme Court’s Callais decision may reduce Black representation in Congress, prompting debates over what constitutes “Black representation.” The ruling limits race in districting, risking the loss of majority-Black districts. Confusion arises over party affiliation and representation nuances, complicating discussions on voting rights and districting. Continue reading Washington Discovers “Black Representation” Has 17 Different Definitions Depending on Who’s Holding the Map

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