Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

Lauren Boebert says the ethics allegations about her love life are false. The Canton Cat imagines her response escalating into a full Schwarzenegger sequel complete with aviators, gun safes, terrified journalists and absolutely no new hires. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism

A Baltimore County man allegedly celebrated his birthday by blowing up his own Cadillac limo, proving Maryland still produces the kind of citizen who looks at luxury transportation and sees fireworks. Continue reading Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism