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Hegseth Cuts Generals, Pentagon Quietly Replaces Them With Super Intelligence Bots That Already Finished World War III Before Lunch

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth is planning a 20% reduction in general and flag officer positions by January 2027. In their place, the Pentagon is introducing Super Intelligence Bots, designed to fulfill traditional roles and reduce bureaucracy. Despite criticism on losing experienced officers, the bots are improving efficiency and proposing further staff cuts. Continue reading Hegseth Cuts Generals, Pentagon Quietly Replaces Them With Super Intelligence Bots That Already Finished World War III Before Lunch

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Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

The U.S. Senate hosted a lavish birthday party for a dog, highlighting Congress’s tendency to prioritize entertainment over crucial issues like voter ID. Attendees celebrated the pet with cake and photos, while important legislative matters were ignored. This event raised questions about accountability and priorities in Washington, evident as the public grows frustrated. Continue reading Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

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Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

A commercial crabber in Maryland was cited for exceeding the daily crab limit by 11 bushels, prompting chaotic scenes as crew members dumped crabs overboard when police approached. Investigations followed, leading to humorous suggestions for warning labels on vessels and a hotline for confused crabs, indicating the absurdity of the situation. Continue reading Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

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Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

Lauren Boebert says the ethics allegations about her love life are false. The Canton Cat imagines her response escalating into a full Schwarzenegger sequel complete with aviators, gun safes, terrified journalists and absolutely no new hires. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

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