Maryland Democrats Suddenly Discover Border Security After Republican Crosses State Line From Texas

Maryland Democrats are reacting to House candidate Charles Murphy’s dual voter registration in Texas and Maryland by initiating an emergency immigration policy aimed at excluding newcomers from Texas. They established checkpoints and proposed new citizenship tests, emphasizing the need for a cultural fit over traditional immigration concerns, dubbing this initiative “Texophobia.” Continue reading Maryland Democrats Suddenly Discover Border Security After Republican Crosses State Line From Texas

Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

A commercial crabber in Maryland was cited for exceeding the daily crab limit by 11 bushels, prompting chaotic scenes as crew members dumped crabs overboard when police approached. Investigations followed, leading to humorous suggestions for warning labels on vessels and a hotline for confused crabs, indicating the absurdity of the situation. Continue reading Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

Flock Safety has introduced a new feature for its camera systems designed to deter vandalism, described as an “active anti-tampering deterrence platform.” The cameras can identify suspicious behaviors and issues warnings. While police welcomed the upgrade, civil-liberties groups expressed concerns over privacy and the camera’s potential aggression. Continue reading Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies