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Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

A commercial crabber in Maryland was cited for exceeding the daily crab limit by 11 bushels, prompting chaotic scenes as crew members dumped crabs overboard when police approached. Investigations followed, leading to humorous suggestions for warning labels on vessels and a hotline for confused crabs, indicating the absurdity of the situation. Continue reading Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

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Esther Wells Releases ‘The Accountant’ Campaign Poster, Montgomery County Budget Immediately Requests Witness Protection

Montgomery County executive candidate Esther Wells has launched a striking political ad emphasizing her accounting expertise. As a Republican, she aims to audit the county’s $8 billion budget, focusing on identifying waste and implementing stricter budgeting practices. Her bold approach starkly contrasts with her opponent, Democrat Will Jawando, who has not yet responded. Continue reading Esther Wells Releases ‘The Accountant’ Campaign Poster, Montgomery County Budget Immediately Requests Witness Protection

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Police K-9 Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Officer’s Lunch, Refuses to Snitch, Demands Union Rep

In Wyandotte, Mich., a police K-9 named Ice is under investigation for allegedly stealing an officer’s lunch, a first in department history. Officer Barwig’s meal went missing while he assisted with a jail situation. Ice remains silent and unrepentant, while negotiations about potential charges and plea deals continue. Continue reading Police K-9 Arrested After Allegedly Stealing Officer’s Lunch, Refuses to Snitch, Demands Union Rep

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Montgomery County Police Chief Resigns After Inspector General Discovers County Apparently Has an Unlimited PTO Plan for Executives

Montgomery County Police Chief Marc Yamada resigned following misconduct allegations regarding leave and attendance practices. Investigators revealed that he improperly recorded work hours, allowing significant unaccounted absences. The County Executive emphasized the importance of integrity in public service, while new reforms and investigations are planned to address the issues uncovered. Continue reading Montgomery County Police Chief Resigns After Inspector General Discovers County Apparently Has an Unlimited PTO Plan for Executives

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Hurlock Man Discovers Pokeweed Is Called Pokeweed Because Nature Was Trying To Warn Him

A Hurlock resident suffered burns in his hands and mouth after unknowingly ingesting pokeweed while pulling weeds. Witnesses highlighted the importance of caution around native plants. A local cat humorously advised against eating burning plants. The incident serves as a reminder of the dangers of misidentifying vegetation in the area. Continue reading Hurlock Man Discovers Pokeweed Is Called Pokeweed Because Nature Was Trying To Warn Him

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