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D.C. Bike Gets Stolen, Rental Company Bills Victim for Apparently Failing to Tackle Crime Personally

A woman in Washington, D.C. faced a $250 charge after her rented bike was stolen, highlighting issues with the bike-share system. Critics suggest this victim-blaming approach could extend to other crimes. The absurdity of charging victims while the actual criminals go unpenalized raises important questions about accountability in urban policy. Continue reading D.C. Bike Gets Stolen, Rental Company Bills Victim for Apparently Failing to Tackle Crime Personally

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FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

The FAA has heightened the aviation threat level in response to concerns about furries infiltrating airline operations. New protocols include heightened passenger screening and updated safety demonstrations. Congress plans hearings on this unusual issue, with lawmakers struggling to comprehend the furry phenomenon, while the Pentagon adjusts its radar to distinguish between threats and fanciful creatures. Continue reading FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

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Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

A commercial crabber in Maryland was cited for exceeding the daily crab limit by 11 bushels, prompting chaotic scenes as crew members dumped crabs overboard when police approached. Investigations followed, leading to humorous suggestions for warning labels on vessels and a hotline for confused crabs, indicating the absurdity of the situation. Continue reading Earleville Crabber Goes 11 Bushels Over Limit, Attempts Emergency Chesapeake Witness Relocation Program

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Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

Lauren Boebert says the ethics allegations about her love life are false. The Canton Cat imagines her response escalating into a full Schwarzenegger sequel complete with aviators, gun safes, terrified journalists and absolutely no new hires. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life

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Normal Maryland Man Encounters Venomous Snake, Somehow Just Takes Picture and Moves On With His Life

In Maryland, a man encountered a timber rattlesnake near Sugarloaf Mountain and calmly warned others, showcasing unusual emotional stability. Unlike typical reactions demanding regulation, he simply noted the snake’s presence. Local officials expressed confusion at his rational behavior, while experts advised keeping distance, highlighting the snake’s role in the ecosystem. Continue reading Normal Maryland Man Encounters Venomous Snake, Somehow Just Takes Picture and Moves On With His Life

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Maryland Woman Enters Walmart Without Pants, Somehow Still Not the Weirdest Thing Seen There Before 9 A.M.

In Berlin, Maryland, police responded to a welfare check after a woman entered Walmart wearing only a green shirt and gray underwear. Her unconventional outfit sparked humor and reflection on societal norms regarding clothing. She was last seen heading to McDonald’s, leaving authorities to speculate on her motivations. Continue reading Maryland Woman Enters Walmart Without Pants, Somehow Still Not the Weirdest Thing Seen There Before 9 A.M.

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Hurlock Man Discovers Pokeweed Is Called Pokeweed Because Nature Was Trying To Warn Him

A Hurlock resident suffered burns in his hands and mouth after unknowingly ingesting pokeweed while pulling weeds. Witnesses highlighted the importance of caution around native plants. A local cat humorously advised against eating burning plants. The incident serves as a reminder of the dangers of misidentifying vegetation in the area. Continue reading Hurlock Man Discovers Pokeweed Is Called Pokeweed Because Nature Was Trying To Warn Him

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Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism

A Baltimore County man allegedly celebrated his birthday by blowing up his own Cadillac limo, proving Maryland still produces the kind of citizen who looks at luxury transportation and sees fireworks. Continue reading Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism

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