Lauren Boebert says the ethics allegations about her love life are false. The Canton Cat imagines her response escalating into a full Schwarzenegger sequel complete with aviators, gun safes, terrified journalists and absolutely no new hires. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Goes Full Schwarzenegger, Promises ‘Hell to Pay’ for Anyone Spreading Lies About Her Love Life
Rep. Lauren Boebert faces a House ethics complaint over alleged sexual relationships with three staffers and misuse of funds, including bonuses and a six-figure payment to a former aide. Though the allegations remain unproven, they raise concerns about her office culture, prompting updates to congressional HR policies and handbooks. Continue reading Lauren Boebert Ethics Complaint Allegedly Requires HR to Replace Org Chart With Relationship Flowchart
Michigan’s last-second victory over Western Michigan has raised eyebrows, with speculation about Terps USA, a cannabis company, potentially influencing the clock. After a review revealed one extra second, Michigan scored a touchdown to win 13-12. This incident complicates Terps USA’s trademark dispute with Maryland over the term “Terps.” Continue reading Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan
The University of Maryland threatened a cannabis company over trademark use of “Terps,” despite having let its own trademark lapse. After realizing its negligence, the university quickly sought to re-establish its trademark rights. The situation highlighted the irony of strict academic deadlines against the university’s lax handling of intellectual property. Continue reading UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework
