Police responded to a disorderly man at a Hyattsville CVS. He then allegedly chugged an entire bottle of hot sauce, turning a routine call into a gastrointestinal emergency with witnesses. Continue reading Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon
Montgomery County officials celebrate the installation of a “NO LOITERING, NO SMOKING” sign at the Rockville MARC station, claiming it addresses lawlessness. Despite this, witnesses report rule-breaking occurring openly. Officials continue exploring signage as enforcement strategies for various offenses, leading to skepticism about effectiveness amidst limited consequences. Continue reading Rockville Installs Anti-Crime Sign, Criminal Activity Immediately Agrees To Leave
Michigan’s last-second victory over Western Michigan has raised eyebrows, with speculation about Terps USA, a cannabis company, potentially influencing the clock. After a review revealed one extra second, Michigan scored a touchdown to win 13-12. This incident complicates Terps USA’s trademark dispute with Maryland over the term “Terps.” Continue reading Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan
The University of Maryland threatened a cannabis company over trademark use of “Terps,” despite having let its own trademark lapse. After realizing its negligence, the university quickly sought to re-establish its trademark rights. The situation highlighted the irony of strict academic deadlines against the university’s lax handling of intellectual property. Continue reading UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework
