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Montgomery County Announces Bold New Education Plan: Simply Hope September Gets Colder

Montgomery County Public Schools warned that old HVAC systems may struggle during the heat, raising concerns for classrooms. County Executive candidate Esther Wells criticized Councilmember Will Jawando for insufficiently addressing these issues, suggesting reallocating funds. Despite billions in school spending, officials emphasize that the heat warning won’t lead to closures. Continue reading Montgomery County Announces Bold New Education Plan: Simply Hope September Gets Colder

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Maryland Candidate Walks 186 Miles, Accidentally Becomes State’s Most Successful Transportation Project

Fitzgerald Mofor’s campaign has walked more than 186 miles and knocked nearly 10,000 doors, making one man with sneakers look suspiciously more efficient than Maryland transportation bureaucracy. Continue reading Maryland Candidate Walks 186 Miles, Accidentally Becomes State’s Most Successful Transportation Project

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Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.

Baltimore residents asked for a revitalized Inner Harbor. The city delivered kayaks. The Canton Cat investigates whether Phase Two includes protected kayak lanes, floating bollards and boaters losing their minds. Continue reading Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.

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Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

Annapolis has fined Snow $1,250 for obstructing bike lanes and sidewalks, highlighting a commitment to climate accountability. While Snow plans to contest the violation, city officials emphasize the importance of impact over intent. A new Seasonal Accountability Task Force will be established to address future issues related to snow and transportation equity. Continue reading Annapolis Takes Bold Climate Action, Fines Snow for Obstructing Bike Lanes

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Governor Moore Announces “Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative,” Says Tents Are Just ‘Affordable Vertical Innovation Turned Sideways’

Governor Wes Moore announced the Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative, transforming public spaces into “tarp-forward communities” amid critique labeling it tent cities. This satirical plan borrows from California’s housing model, promoting outdoor living while sparking debate on whether reduced enforcement could lead to severe homelessness issues. Critics emphasize the need for comprehensive supportive measures. Continue reading Governor Moore Announces “Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative,” Says Tents Are Just ‘Affordable Vertical Innovation Turned Sideways’

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