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Maryland Democrats Suddenly Discover Border Security After Republican Crosses State Line From Texas

Maryland Democrats are reacting to House candidate Charles Murphy’s dual voter registration in Texas and Maryland by initiating an emergency immigration policy aimed at excluding newcomers from Texas. They established checkpoints and proposed new citizenship tests, emphasizing the need for a cultural fit over traditional immigration concerns, dubbing this initiative “Texophobia.” Continue reading Maryland Democrats Suddenly Discover Border Security After Republican Crosses State Line From Texas

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9/11 Anniversary Ends, Nation Returns To Regularly Scheduled Hatred

After the annual September 11 remembrance, Americans swiftly resumed their divisive behavior, quickly returning to online hostility and political arguments. Reflecting on unity was short-lived, as social media users transitioned from mourning to petty disputes. This cycle of brief reflection before returning to conflict has become a disturbing annual tradition. Continue reading 9/11 Anniversary Ends, Nation Returns To Regularly Scheduled Hatred

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9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

Federal authorities have reopened a cold case regarding the disappearance of national unity in America, last seen on September 12, 2001. Investigators share sightings of unity were often disappointing and suggest the internet may be to blame. Citizens are encouraged to check for signs of unity, which remains elusive and possibly hiding under alternative names. Continue reading 9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

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Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

In a dazzling feat of medical and political innovation, Democrats have unveiled their latest passion project: citizenship-affirming care. Why bother with borders or boring paperwork when you can just inject a little U.S.A. directly into the bloodstream? While Republicans are still trying to figure out whether this is an SNL sketch or actual legislation, progressives insist this is a breakthrough in “identity-based immigration.” After all, if you feel American, why shouldn’t a government-funded operation make it official — preferably before the next election. Continue reading Citizenship-Affirming Care? Democrats Now Pushing “Legalization Surgery” for Illegal Immigrants

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