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Accused Cocaine Kingpin Arrives in California, Immediately Asks Where to Pick Up His Welcome Basket

An alleged international drug kingpin known as “Spider” arrived in California expecting punishment but was offered various welfare benefits instead. He humorously applied for housing, healthcare, and even cosmetic surgery while learning he would face probation. This bizarre encounter highlighted California’s lenient approach to crime, leaving Spider bewildered by the system. Continue reading Accused Cocaine Kingpin Arrives in California, Immediately Asks Where to Pick Up His Welcome Basket

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, Crazy Cat Lady, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, federal agencies, Gangs & Cults, Government, Hobbies & Things, People & Personalities, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Politics, Psychos & Crazies, State vs. Federal Politics, Transportation, Travel & Leisure, Washington absurdity

FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

The FAA has heightened the aviation threat level in response to concerns about furries infiltrating airline operations. New protocols include heightened passenger screening and updated safety demonstrations. Congress plans hearings on this unusual issue, with lawmakers struggling to comprehend the furry phenomenon, while the Pentagon adjusts its radar to distinguish between threats and fanciful creatures. Continue reading FAA Announces New “No Yiffing Below 10,000 Feet” Rule After Tuberville Warns Furries Have Infiltrated Aviation

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Campaigns, Conspiracies, Conspiracy Theories, Democrazy, Elections, Gangs & Cults, Global News, Government, israel, Maryland, National Security, Politics, Secret Agents & Spies, State & Local, voter outreach

Montgomery County GOP Hits Emergency Eject Button After Candidate Announces Mossad Apparently Runs Rockville

The Montgomery County Republican Party swiftly distanced itself from candidate Harold Maldonado after he claimed Mossad secretly influenced local officials. Following his alarming accusations regarding various community issues, the party removed him from their voter guide and implemented stricter vetting for candidates, leading residents to feel relieved about the situation. Continue reading Montgomery County GOP Hits Emergency Eject Button After Candidate Announces Mossad Apparently Runs Rockville

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absurd politics, censorship, Community Guidelines, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, DEI or IED, Gangs & Cults, Maryland, Politics, Race Baiters

Maryland Introduces “Practicing White” License After Officials Discover Some Residents Apparently Let Their Certification Expire

Maryland officials recently uncovered a bizarre regulatory category called “non-practicing white,” which requires white residents to periodically renew their “whiteness certification.” This involves attending specific events and completing a refresher course. Confusion arose when residents questioned why such regulations apply to whiteness but not to other demographics, highlighting absurdities in societal expectations. Continue reading Maryland Introduces “Practicing White” License After Officials Discover Some Residents Apparently Let Their Certification Expire

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Activism, Campaigns, Communism, Socialism, What's the difference?, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Elections, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Influencers, Internet Meltdowns, Media Critique, People & Personalities, Politics, Psychos & Crazies, social media, State vs. Federal Politics, voter outreach

Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

Democrats face challenges in attracting young male voters, particularly due to their association with influencer Hasan Piker, whose controversial comments have become liabilities. Piker has a massive following, but his statements draw criticism, complicating outreach efforts. The party is learning the importance of thorough vetting before linking with influencers. Continue reading Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

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Advocacy, Artificial Stupidity, Arts & Entertainment, censorship, Culture & Absurdity, Dysfunctional Technology, Gangs & Cults, Internet Meltdowns, journalism, Maryland, Media Critique, Online Abuse, Protests, social media

Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

Professional political cartoonists are upset about AI-generated cartoons in the Baltimore Sun, calling them lazy and threatening to their craft. Comic relief comes from the Canton Cat, a stray who humorously critiques the medium’s limitations while acknowledging the traditional art form’s value. Ultimately, he concludes that he’s just a cat with paws. Continue reading Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

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9/11, absurd politics, Community Guidelines, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Nationality, Online Abuse, Politics, Protests, Psychos & Crazies, social media

9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

Federal authorities have reopened a cold case regarding the disappearance of national unity in America, last seen on September 12, 2001. Investigators share sightings of unity were often disappointing and suggest the internet may be to blame. Citizens are encouraged to check for signs of unity, which remains elusive and possibly hiding under alternative names. Continue reading 9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

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9/11, Advocacy, crime, Culture & Absurdity, editorial, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Government, Government Dysfunction, History, immigration, Law Enforcement, National Security, New York, Pennsylvania, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Politics, Psychos & Crazies, public safety, remembrance, Washington DC

Never Forget Who Did This

Remember the victims. Remember the heroes. But also remember who planned the attack, who carried it out, and the ideology that convinced nineteen terrorists that murdering civilians was holy. Continue reading Never Forget Who Did This

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Activism, Community Guidelines, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Internet Meltdowns, Judicial, Massachusetts, Online Abuse

Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

In Plymouth, MA, a juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was criticized by an online group for exhibiting signs of human conscience and empathy. His questions about justice and moral responsibility alarmed members who preferred apathy. The incident highlights a disturbing trend of dehumanization in contemporary internet culture. Continue reading Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

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