Category: Science & Culture

absurd politics, Conspiracies, Conspiracy Theories, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Government Dysfunction, Health & Medical, Maryland, Politics, Science & Culture, State & Local, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Scientists Confirm 1,600 “Baby Teeth” Were Just Wes Moore’s Adult Teeth Still Waiting for Puberty

In Maryland, 1,600 small teeth were discovered, believed to belong to Wes Moore, who is humorously attempting to grow a complete adult set before 60. Researchers highlighted his unconventional timeline, while state officials proposed a $740 million effort to expedite the process. Moore remains optimistic about achieving his goal. Continue reading Scientists Confirm 1,600 “Baby Teeth” Were Just Wes Moore’s Adult Teeth Still Waiting for Puberty

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Agriculture, aquatics, Environment, Environmental, Government, Government Dysfunction, Labor, Maryland, Naughty By Nature, Science & Culture, Unemployable, unions

Maryland Unions Demand Answers After Bay Grass Explodes 13%, Workers Asked Who The Hell Is Supposed To Mow It

In Maryland, labor unions began emergency talks after underwater grasses in the Chesapeake Bay expanded significantly. Union leaders expressed concerns over the lack of worker consultation regarding the ecological changes, labeling it a hostile workplace. Amid humorous demands for underwater hazard pay and equipment, the state launched a task force to address the issue. Continue reading Maryland Unions Demand Answers After Bay Grass Explodes 13%, Workers Asked Who The Hell Is Supposed To Mow It

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absurd politics, Activism, Animals, business, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Food & Health, Politics, Protests, public safety, Science & Culture, Stupid White People

PETA Deep-Fries Fake Dog to Protest Chicken, Counterprotesters Immediately Ask Whether Activists Come With Fries

PETA tries to make a point with a fake dog in a fryer. Counterprotesters respond by asking whether activists come with fries. Canton Cat reviews America’s latest ethics seminar in a parking lot. Continue reading PETA Deep-Fries Fake Dog to Protest Chicken, Counterprotesters Immediately Ask Whether Activists Come With Fries

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absurd politics, constitutional rights, democrats, Democrazy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Health & Medical, Maryland, Overreach, Politics, Science & Culture, socialism, State & Local, VAX IS WAX, Wizardry & Witchcraft

Montgomery County Launches Street Vaccination Squad, Officials Immediately Start Jabbing Each Other Like It’s a Sleepover

Montgomery County officials launched a humorous public health initiative aimed at increasing vaccination rates. During a press conference, they demonstrated their enthusiasm by administering flu shots in a chaotic atmosphere. The program, called “VAX ON THE STREETS,” includes special teams patrolling neighborhoods for residents in need of vaccinations, emphasizing its voluntary nature. Continue reading Montgomery County Launches Street Vaccination Squad, Officials Immediately Start Jabbing Each Other Like It’s a Sleepover

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Advocacy, bureaucracy, Community Guidelines, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, DEI or IED, Gender Studies, Government, LGBTABC123+-=, Media Critique, S.H.I.T.E. Paper, Science & Culture, Sports & Whatever

WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

The WNBA’s task force, aimed at defining “woman,” has expanded to 46 members with a chaotic process marked by humorous setbacks. Definitions have been minimal, leading to an interim framework and a potential league renaming, while financial requests and extended timelines escalate. Meetings have proven unproductive, highlighting absurdity. Continue reading WNBA Task Force Now Suspects “Woman” May Be a 700-Page PDF

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Celebrity, Community Guidelines, economy, Health & Medical, Lifestyles, Maryland, Outer Space, Science & Culture, weird news, Weird Stories

Maryland Begins Welfare Check on Reid Wiseman After Astronaut Spotted Wearing Same NASA Suit for 73rd Consecutive Public Appearance

Maryland residents are humorously concerned about astronaut Reid Wiseman’s repeated appearances in a blue NASA flight suit after his historic Artemis II mission. They have left quirky items along his parade route, expressing disbelief over his lack of civilian clothing. NASA reassures the public about his well-being, while local initiatives emerge to support him humorously. Continue reading Maryland Begins Welfare Check on Reid Wiseman After Astronaut Spotted Wearing Same NASA Suit for 73rd Consecutive Public Appearance

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Congress, Congress & Power, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Dating & Relationships, Government, Government Waste, National Security, Overreach, Politics, Privacy & Privates, Science & Culture, State vs. Federal Politics

Nancy Mace Begs Men to Stop Sending Dick Pics, Congress Finally Finds Bipartisan Issue

Rep. Nancy Mace called for bipartisan support to stop men from both parties sending her explicit images, labeling the practice as “nasty” and “gross.” A historic joint resolution, dubbed the KEEP YOUR JUNK OUT OF THE CONGRESSWOMAN’S INBOX ACT OF 2026, passed quickly. Congress has united on this surprising issue despite broader political divides. Continue reading Nancy Mace Begs Men to Stop Sending Dick Pics, Congress Finally Finds Bipartisan Issue

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absurd politics, Artificial Stupidity, CatGPT, Congress, Congress & Power, Conspiracies, Conspiracy Theories, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Democrazy, End of Days, Extremist Behaviors, Government, Nuclear War, Politics, public safety, Science & Culture, State vs. Federal Politics, Vermont, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Senator Bernie Sanders recently highlighted the dangers of artificial intelligence, claiming it may pose greater threats to humanity than nuclear weapons. He has a history of issuing urgent warnings about existential risks. Sanders now advocates for a pause in advanced AI development and a ban on superintelligent systems, continuing his pattern of alarm over potential catastrophes. Continue reading Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

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Animals, Artificial Stupidity, Culture & Absurdity, Dysfunctional Technology, Maryland, Science & Culture, Yes, This Is Real

Maryland State Fair Photography Contest Won By Computer That Has Never Been To Maryland

At the Maryland State Fair, an AI-enhanced image of a robotic ram won first place in a photography contest, surpassing traditional photographs. The competition revealed flaws in contest rules regarding AI use, prompting fair officials to consider future restrictions. AI’s growing influence on photography is becoming increasingly evident. Continue reading Maryland State Fair Photography Contest Won By Computer That Has Never Been To Maryland

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Satire, Science & Culture

BREAKING: Scientists Confirm Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People, Ireland Nods Politely and Says “We Tried to Tell You”

Researchers have discovered a mushroom that induces vivid hallucinations of tiny humanoid beings, paralleling folklore about “wee folk.” While science cautiously validates old myths, reactions range from indifference in Ireland to commercialization by startups. Experts urge caution before consuming the mushrooms, as they hold potential yet unrealized implications for perception and culture. Continue reading BREAKING: Scientists Confirm Mushroom Makes You See Tiny People, Ireland Nods Politely and Says “We Tried to Tell You”

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