Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
American Bar Association, censorship, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Government, Judicial, Law & Order, Lawfare Warfare, Massachusetts, Online Abuse, People & Personalities, Psychos & Crazies, public safety, social media, Stupid White People

Defense Lawyer’s Wife Launches Unofficial Lindsay Clancy Spin Room Because Apparently the Trial Needed a Family PR Department

In Massachusetts, the defense attorney’s wife is using social media to comment on a high-profile trial, leading to questions about professional boundaries. Her posts analyze jury dynamics and advocate for the defendant, prompting criticism about ethics and optics. Despite no formal rules against her actions, they raise significant concerns. Continue reading Defense Lawyer’s Wife Launches Unofficial Lindsay Clancy Spin Room Because Apparently the Trial Needed a Family PR Department

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absurd politics, Arts & Entertainment, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Dysfunctional Technology, Games, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Evan Glass Asks Fortune Teller What His Political Future Holds, Machine Immediately Requests Another $20

Montgomery County Councilmember Evan Glass consulted a fortune-telling machine named Zoltar for political advice, humorously outsourcing his strategy. The machine’s responses ranged from cryptic predictions about future announcements to warnings about fiscal restraint. Political insiders found the consultation entertaining and refreshingly honest compared to traditional polling methods. Continue reading Evan Glass Asks Fortune Teller What His Political Future Holds, Machine Immediately Requests Another $20

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absurd politics, Activism, Arts & Entertainment, Celebrity, Culture & Absurdity, Entertainment, Extremist Behaviors, Global News, Government, International, Iran, Military & Foreign Policy, NATO & Global Absurdity, New York, People & Personalities, Protests, Psychos & Crazies, Sex Sells

Yoko Ono Announces Nude Times Square War Protest, Iran Immediately Requests Ceasefire

Yoko Ono allegedly plans to walk nude through Times Square to protest the war with Iran, prompting a bizarre mix of reactions. Some view her act as a potential deterrent, while others question its diplomatic value. In response, Iran has proposed negotiations to avoid the unconventional protest. Continue reading Yoko Ono Announces Nude Times Square War Protest, Iran Immediately Requests Ceasefire

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crime, Crime Beat, Drugs, Food & Health, Global News, immigration, Law Enforcement

CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth

The CDC declared the Cyclospora outbreak linked to iceberg lettuce over, but federal agents in Texas discovered over 2,000 pounds of methamphetamine concealed in cabbage shipments. This ironic twist led to humorous commentary on the neglect of cabbage while lettuce faced scrutiny. Investigators continue their search for the perpetrators behind the hidden drugs. Continue reading CDC Declares Lettuce Outbreak Over Moments Before Feds Discover Cabbage Trafficking a Metric Shit-Ton of Meth

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Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Health & Medical, Missing Persons, People & Personalities, Psychos & Crazies, Race Baiters, Sex Sells

Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

Rachel Dolezal, now Nkechi Diallo, has transitioned into sex coaching after her controversial past as a leader in the Spokane NAACP and her identity misrepresentation. As she studies sexology, her coaching may address intimacy and relationships, prompting debate over her credibility. Critics question her role, while supporters highlight her understanding of personal authenticity. Continue reading Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

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absurd politics, business, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Overreach, Politics, Sports & Whatever, State & Local

Lt. Gov. Aruna Miller Attends Frederick Keys Playoff Game, Keys Immediately Eliminated

The Frederick Keys’ playoff run ended disastrously with a 7-5 loss to Greensboro after Maryland Lt. Gov. Aruna Miller attended Game 3. Fans suspected her presence led to the defeat, prompting calls for investigation into political interference. Officials denied any connection, yet the incident sparked humor and superstition among local supporters. Continue reading Lt. Gov. Aruna Miller Attends Frederick Keys Playoff Game, Keys Immediately Eliminated

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Community Guidelines, Crime Beat, Extremist Behaviors, Food & Health, Health & Medical, Higher Times, Law Enforcement, Maryland, maryland man, no loitering, Psychos & Crazies, public safety, Urban Absurdity, Yes, This Is Real

Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

Police responded to a disorderly man at a Hyattsville CVS. He then allegedly chugged an entire bottle of hot sauce, turning a routine call into a gastrointestinal emergency with witnesses. Continue reading Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Campaigns, Democrazy, economy, Elections, Maryland, Politics, Rural Trash, State & Local

D9 Incumbents Unveil Bold New Campaign Strategy: Abandon Tent, Hope Nobody Notices

Maryland District 9 incumbents Chao Wu and Natalie Ziegler unveiled a poorly maintained campaign tent, sparking criticism from rival Fitzgerald Mofor. The tent’s disarray metaphorically reflects local governance failures, including neglected infrastructure and rising taxes. Mofor proposes improvements while the incumbents blamed maintenance issues, suggesting a new fee for repairs. Continue reading D9 Incumbents Unveil Bold New Campaign Strategy: Abandon Tent, Hope Nobody Notices

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9/11, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Government, National Security, Nationality, remembrance

9/11 Anniversary Ends, Nation Returns To Regularly Scheduled Hatred

After the annual September 11 remembrance, Americans swiftly resumed their divisive behavior, quickly returning to online hostility and political arguments. Reflecting on unity was short-lived, as social media users transitioned from mourning to petty disputes. This cycle of brief reflection before returning to conflict has become a disturbing annual tradition. Continue reading 9/11 Anniversary Ends, Nation Returns To Regularly Scheduled Hatred

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absurd politics, crime, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Urban Absurdity, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Raskin, Van Hollen Turn Peeling Pool Liner Into Watergate: Aquatic Edition

Maryland lawmakers Jamie Raskin and Chris Van Hollen reacted dramatically after a contractor admitted to flaws in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation. Raskin connected the mishap to broader political conspiracies, assembling investigative teams, while Van Hollen stressed accountability. Meanwhile, a contractor revealed the issue was simply a materials error, but everyone ignored him. Continue reading Raskin, Van Hollen Turn Peeling Pool Liner Into Watergate: Aquatic Edition

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