Iranian President Says Supreme Leader Is Perfectly Healthy, Just Living Like Bigfoot With a Nuclear Program

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian reassured Bret Baier of Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei’s health despite his long absence from public view, attributing it to security reasons. Pezeshkian denied Iran’s interest in nuclear weapons, even as uranium enrichment reached 60%, and stated the country seeks peace, not conflict with the U.S. Continue reading Iranian President Says Supreme Leader Is Perfectly Healthy, Just Living Like Bigfoot With a Nuclear Program

Jawando Too Delicate for Debate After Heroic Primary Victory Over 11,000 People

Democratic County Executive nominee Will Jawando will not debate Republican Esther Wells, citing past engagements and significant differences in vote counts. His campaign emphasizes that numerous previous forums have provided sufficient candidate comparison, and that Jawando, recovering from a heart attack, intends to focus on future goals rather than a debate perceived as unnecessary. Continue reading Jawando Too Delicate for Debate After Heroic Primary Victory Over 11,000 People

California Admits Hasan Piker Escaped From State-Run Facility for Terminally Online Opinions After Guard Budget Reallocated to Diversity Consultant

California officials acknowledge that Hasan Piker, initially contained in a fictional research facility, has transformed into a significant political influencer after escaping. His podcasts and social commentary, which criticize America, have attracted Democratic candidates. Despite attempts to mitigate his influence, Piker now thrives by monetizing outrage and engaging audiences effectively. Continue reading California Admits Hasan Piker Escaped From State-Run Facility for Terminally Online Opinions After Guard Budget Reallocated to Diversity Consultant

Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s three-month absence from the Senate due to health recovery has sparked concerns about transparency and his fitness to serve. Critics question the practice of receiving salary without attendance, leading to proposed reforms like mandatory wellness checks. Meanwhile, McConnell’s office insists he’s engaged remotely, raising further questions about the Senate’s operational necessity. Continue reading Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

Rachel Dolezal, now Nkechi Diallo, has transitioned into sex coaching after her controversial past as a leader in the Spokane NAACP and her identity misrepresentation. As she studies sexology, her coaching may address intimacy and relationships, prompting debate over her credibility. Critics question her role, while supporters highlight her understanding of personal authenticity. Continue reading Rachel Dolezal Reinvents Herself as Sex Coach, Because Apparently One Identity Crisis Wasn’t Enough

Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

Maria Bartiromo has launched an investigative operation titled “Finding Mitch” to locate former Senate leader Mitch McConnell, who has become notably elusive. Despite employing various investigative methods and exploring wild theories about his whereabouts, her efforts have yielded no conclusive leads. The search, steeped in satire, continues. Continue reading Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation