Laura Loomer wants Mehdi Hasan denaturalized over a resurfaced plane-crash post. The Canton Cat checks whether citizenship now comes with a social-media terms-of-service agreement. Continue reading Laura Loomer Demands Mehdi Hasan Be Deported, Internet Responds With Completely Normal and Healthy Conversation
Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion
Don Lemon’s recent arrest, while livestreaming inside a private establishment, sparked controversy over his claims of exercising press freedom. Critics argue he blurred the lines between journalism, activism, and catering by actively participating in the chaos. The incident raises questions about the accountability of reporters in the face of the First Amendment. Continue reading Don Lemon Discovers the First Amendment Doesn’t Cover Donuts for Disorderly Conduct
The Democratic National Committee has deployed its Pink Vest Rapid Response Choir in Minneapolis to deter reporters from investigating alleged fraud outside Somali daycare centers. The choir, known for its musical tactics at protests, aims to create a harmonious environment that deflects critical questions, marking a new phase in political crisis management through performance art. Continue reading JUST IN: DNC Deploys Pink-Vest Rapid Response Choir to Minneapolis, Unleashes Broadway Defense Against Daycare Fraud Reporting
Minnesota officials drew the line at journalism this week after investigative reporter Nick Shirley showed up, asked questions, and filmed allegedly empty daycare centers receiving millions in taxpayer funds—prompting a swift political backlash, a viral scandal, and an unceremonious escort out of the state. Continue reading Minnesota Declares Investigative Journalism a Border Violation After Reporter Starts Asking Questions
The Onion has taken a stand against a small Maryland satire site, Montgonion, claiming trademark dilution. After receiving a cease-and-desist, the site rebranded to Montgomery Leek, highlighting the absurdity of corporate control in comedy. This incident underscores the tension between creative freedom and commercial interests in satire. Long live the Leek. Continue reading The Onion Declares War on Local Vegetables, Crushes Maryland Satire Site in Defense of Corporate Humor Monopoly
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