Marjorie Taylor Greene has apparently become MAGA’s Dog the Bounty Hunter, chasing Laura Loomer through another Republican civil war while the actual Democrat quietly enjoys the free advertising. Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive
Jamie Raskin survived a dangerous encounter with Iowa wind, a flapping television tent and several concerned staffers. The republic, somehow, remains intact. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather
Baltimore residents asked for a revitalized Inner Harbor. The city delivered kayaks. The Canton Cat investigates whether Phase Two includes protected kayak lanes, floating bollards and boaters losing their minds. Continue reading Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.
Dawn Luedtke invited residents to a community meeting, handed them microphones, and discovered the dangerous side effect of public engagement: the public engaging. Continue reading Dawn Luedtke Holds Listening Session, Appears Stunned by the Discovery of Listening
Wes Moore is celebrating one debate with Dan Cox while other gubernatorial candidates remain offstage. The Canton Cat wonders whether courage comes with a two-podium limit. Continue reading Wes Moore Schedules One Debate, Declares Democracy Fully Serviced
Wes Moore says he wants to help elect more Black governors. The Canton Cat checks whether that enthusiasm survives contact with a Black Republican. Continue reading Wes Moore Vows to Elect More Black Governors, Immediately Adds Tiny Asterisk Next to Byron Donalds
Montgomery County is disbanding its dedicated DUI enforcement unit because of staffing shortages, while insisting impaired-driving enforcement will continue. The Canton Cat has questions. Lots of them. Continue reading Montgomery County Solves Police Staffing Shortage by Eliminating the Unit That Catches Drunk Drivers
Maryland workers start paying into FAMLI in 2027, while benefits don’t begin until 2028. The Canton Cat investigates Annapolis’ favorite economic model: pay now, maybe later. Continue reading Annapolis Announces Exciting New Benefit: Paying for Something a Year Before You Get It
D.C. Councilmember Janeese Lewis George says statehood is a racial justice issue. The Canton Cat checks the history, the politics, and the dumpster behind the Capitol. Continue reading D.C. Councilmember Discovers 1791 Was Apparently About Her
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