Category: Democrazy

2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, Conspiracies, Conspiracy Theories, Democrazy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Health & Medical, Kentucky, Missing Persons, Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s three-month absence from the Senate due to health recovery has sparked concerns about transparency and his fitness to serve. Critics question the practice of receiving salary without attendance, leading to proposed reforms like mandatory wellness checks. Meanwhile, McConnell’s office insists he’s engaged remotely, raising further questions about the Senate’s operational necessity. Continue reading Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Campaigns, Democrazy, economy, Elections, Maryland, Politics, Rural Trash, State & Local

D9 Incumbents Unveil Bold New Campaign Strategy: Abandon Tent, Hope Nobody Notices

Maryland District 9 incumbents Chao Wu and Natalie Ziegler unveiled a poorly maintained campaign tent, sparking criticism from rival Fitzgerald Mofor. The tent’s disarray metaphorically reflects local governance failures, including neglected infrastructure and rising taxes. Mofor proposes improvements while the incumbents blamed maintenance issues, suggesting a new fee for repairs. Continue reading D9 Incumbents Unveil Bold New Campaign Strategy: Abandon Tent, Hope Nobody Notices

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absurd politics, Activism, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Extremist Behaviors, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, immigration, Law & Order, Maryland, Politics, public safety, social media, State & Local, Washington absurdity

Blueberry Fruit Roll-Up Rolls Down to the Canal to Film TikTok About Calling Congress Before ICE Calls You

April McClain Delaney rolls up to the canal in electric blue to film a “Know Your Rights” video, while the Canton Cat wonders whether Congress plans to fix immigration law before the next TikTok. Continue reading Blueberry Fruit Roll-Up Rolls Down to the Canal to Film TikTok About Calling Congress Before ICE Calls You

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2026 Midterms Guide, Campaigns, Democrazy, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, voter outreach

Fitzgerald Mofor, Built Like a God, Descends Upon God’s Country Seeking Mortal Votes

Fitzgerald Mofor, a candidate for District 9A, campaigned at the Damascus Fair, humorously branding the area as “God’s Country.” His platform focuses on lowering costs, enhancing public safety, improving infrastructure, supporting schools, and fostering small businesses. Mofor’s physical presence and rural appeal may resonate with local voters. Continue reading Fitzgerald Mofor, Built Like a God, Descends Upon God’s Country Seeking Mortal Votes

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absurd politics, Conspiracies, democrats, Democrazy, Infrastructure, Maryland, Politics, Transportation, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

With 55 days until Election Day, Maryland Governor Wes Moore is launching numerous announcements to divert attention from the missing Key Bridge in Baltimore. His office is producing a flurry of press releases celebrating minor government activities as major achievements, while avoiding accountability for the bridge situation. Continue reading Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

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9/11, absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics

Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

Maryland Democrats announced they will fact-check names read at 9/11 memorials to find connections to Donald Trump, claiming it’s a historical necessity. A rapid-response team will investigate any potential links, with the aim of framing press releases on these findings. Critics argue this politicizes the remembrance of the tragedy. Continue reading Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

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Lord Dark Helmet Elfreth Vows to Seize MD-3, Leaving Only Lando Flowers Standing Between Maryland and the Dark Side

Congresswoman Sarah Elfreth, celebrating her 38th birthday, humorously transformed into “Lord Dark Helmet,” asserting control over Maryland’s 3rd Congressional District. Republican opponent Lando Flowers, styled as Lando Calrissian, challenged her authority. The race is characterized by absurd political theatrics as both candidates aim to engage voters amidst humorous crossover references. Continue reading Lord Dark Helmet Elfreth Vows to Seize MD-3, Leaving Only Lando Flowers Standing Between Maryland and the Dark Side

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Joe Vogel Will Fix Maryland’s Cost of Living As Soon As Mom Stops Doing His Laundry

Delegate Joe Vogel advocates for re-electing Wes Moore and addressing Maryland’s affordability crisis, yet lives at home, highlighting a disconnect between his political rhetoric and personal experience. Critics argue he lacks genuine understanding of financial struggles faced by young families whose costs have risen due to legislative decisions made by lawmakers like him. Continue reading Joe Vogel Will Fix Maryland’s Cost of Living As Soon As Mom Stops Doing His Laundry

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Campaigns, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Health & Medical, Maryland, Politics

Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

Will Jawando is recovering after a heart attack and a stent placement, raising concerns about his ability to effectively campaign for Montgomery County’s executive position. Critics argue he should withdraw in favor of Andrew Friedson or Evan Glass, emphasizing the need for a candidate capable of handling the demands of the election and representing residents’ interests. Continue reading Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

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absurd politics, Activism, democrats, Democrazy, Internet Meltdowns, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Unemployable, Washington absurdity

Angry Insano Man Thanks Unions for Inventing Weekend, Pants, Internet, Alarm Clocks, and Apparently Western Civilization

Sen. Chris Van Hollen celebrated Labor Day by highlighting unions’ contributions to essential worker rights, such as weekends and workplace safety. However, his remarks sparked humor and skepticism, with critics attributing an exaggerated array of inventions to unions. Labor economists noted the complexity of workplace protections, which involve various factors beyond unions alone. Continue reading Angry Insano Man Thanks Unions for Inventing Weekend, Pants, Internet, Alarm Clocks, and Apparently Western Civilization

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