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Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
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Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

In Maryland politics, the GOP faces fragmentation, with numerous factions competing for influence while struggling to present a coherent platform. Amid this chaos, the Green Party is gaining visibility by maintaining simplicity and unity. As the Republicans descend into infighting, the Greens may inadvertently surpass them in electoral significance. Continue reading Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

Black History Month has shifted from celebrating historical achievements to being a political tool for Democrats, often framing historical figures as weapons against Republicans. There’s a loss of nuance in understanding Black history, as it becomes a platform for partisan messaging, reduced to sound bites while real substance is overlooked. Continue reading Black History Month, Presented by the Democratic Opposition Research Committee

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From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

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Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

Thousands of activists protested in Washington, demanding recognition and inclusion in the recent Jeffrey Epstein document release. Claiming systemic exclusion and a denial of their lived experiences, they presented various demands, including a government apology and a Netflix series about their potential involvement. Protesters vowed to continue their demonstrations until acknowledged. Continue reading Breaking: Thousands Protest After Being Excluded From Epstein Files—Again

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

Jane Fonda’s recent rally to defend Don Lemon attracted a notably small and confused crowd, described as elderly and historically out of touch. Despite being framed as a show of solidarity, the event resembled a historical reenactment rather than a genuine movement, highlighting the disconnect of celebrity activism in contemporary discourse. Continue reading Jane Fonda Defends Don Lemon, Accidentally Hosts a North Vietnamese Army Reunion

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MEGALODON WATCH

In the first week of Maryland politics, Senator Chris Van Hollen earned top accolades for his combative television performance. Other lawmakers displayed steady confidence in defending symbolic legislation, while committee hearings were marked by outbursts lacking substance. The week highlighted the importance of camera presence over substantive policy in political success. Continue reading MEGALODON WATCH

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The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

The emerging Megalodon Party in Maryland is transitioning from a humorous concept to a strategic political entity, with Chris Van Hollen as a leading figure. Emphasizing aggressive engagement and strong media presence, the party aims to reflect a new approach to politics, favoring candidates who exhibit combative traits over consensus-building. Continue reading The Megalodon Party Gets Serious — and Sets Its Sights on Chris Van Hollen

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique, Press & Free Speech

Don Lemon Discovers the First Amendment Doesn’t Cover Donuts for Disorderly Conduct

Don Lemon’s recent arrest, while livestreaming inside a private establishment, sparked controversy over his claims of exercising press freedom. Critics argue he blurred the lines between journalism, activism, and catering by actively participating in the chaos. The incident raises questions about the accountability of reporters in the face of the First Amendment. Continue reading Don Lemon Discovers the First Amendment Doesn’t Cover Donuts for Disorderly Conduct

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absurd politics, California, Culture & Absurdity, Politics, State & Local

California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

California leaders, including Gavin Newsom, Karen Bass, and Maxine Waters, stage disaster photo-ops, presenting a façade of control amid urban decay. With riot police blocking views and no accountability, their leadership emphasizes appearance over action. This moment epitomizes modern governance in California: showing up without genuine efforts to resolve issues. Continue reading California Dreamin’: Gavin, Karen, and Maxine Discover the Art of the Rubble Selfie

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Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

Bruce Springsteen’s new single, “Streets of New York,” mourns the ten homeless individuals who died during a cold snap, criticizing city officials for neglect. The song highlights bureaucratic indifference with poignant lyrics, blending emotional protest with modern political commentary. Critics argue it targets everyone but actual decision-makers, while supporters praise its fearless indictment. Continue reading Bruce Springsteen Announces New Protest Anthem: “Streets of New York”Because apparently the cold only hits when the cameras are rolling

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