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Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Senator Bernie Sanders recently highlighted the dangers of artificial intelligence, claiming it may pose greater threats to humanity than nuclear weapons. He has a history of issuing urgent warnings about existential risks. Sanders now advocates for a pause in advanced AI development and a ban on superintelligent systems, continuing his pattern of alarm over potential catastrophes. Continue reading Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

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bureaucracy, Congress, Congress & Power, federal agencies, Government, Government Dysfunction, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

On September 17, 1787, delegates signed the U.S. Constitution, creating a federal government without modern consulting practices. The document divided power among three branches and prompted concerns about government overreach, leading to the Bill of Rights. Today, the vast bureaucracy contrasts sharply with the concise four-page framework established by the Founders. Continue reading Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

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Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

Democrats face challenges in attracting young male voters, particularly due to their association with influencer Hasan Piker, whose controversial comments have become liabilities. Piker has a massive following, but his statements draw criticism, complicating outreach efforts. The party is learning the importance of thorough vetting before linking with influencers. Continue reading Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

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FBI Updates Hiring Standards, Nation Relieved to Learn ‘Did You Have Sex With an Animal?’ Now Requires Follow-Up Questions

FBI Director Kash Patel defended new hiring rules that no longer automatically disqualify individuals involved in bestiality, aiming to differentiate between coerced and voluntary acts. This change led to a surreal Senate hearing and raised concerns over the complexities in interviewing candidates. The FBI is working to clarify their application process. Continue reading FBI Updates Hiring Standards, Nation Relieved to Learn ‘Did You Have Sex With an Animal?’ Now Requires Follow-Up Questions

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Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

Congress votes to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers, and the Canton Cat imagines Washington’s backup strategy: fruit baskets, validating language and hoping Tehran just needs a hug. Continue reading Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

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Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Sen. Chris Van Hollen warns about the risks of advanced AI, framing it within a political context related to corruption and the Trump administration. As bipartisan legislation progresses, the debate centers on AI safety measures and regulation. However, political messaging simplifies complex issues into campaign content, overshadowing genuine concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

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Fitzgerald Mofor Announces Campaign Has Momentum, Immediately Breaks Into “Puttin’ on the Fitz”

Republican candidate Fitzgerald Mofor is gaining momentum leading up to November by adopting an entertaining approach to his campaign. With a focus on showmanship, he is energizing supporters while attracting criticism. His events are characterized by enthusiastic presentations, merchandise sales, and volunteer recruitment, diverging from traditional campaign norms. Continue reading Fitzgerald Mofor Announces Campaign Has Momentum, Immediately Breaks Into “Puttin’ on the Fitz”

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Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s three-month absence from the Senate due to health recovery has sparked concerns about transparency and his fitness to serve. Critics question the practice of receiving salary without attendance, leading to proposed reforms like mandatory wellness checks. Meanwhile, McConnell’s office insists he’s engaged remotely, raising further questions about the Senate’s operational necessity. Continue reading Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

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9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

Federal authorities have reopened a cold case regarding the disappearance of national unity in America, last seen on September 12, 2001. Investigators share sightings of unity were often disappointing and suggest the internet may be to blame. Citizens are encouraged to check for signs of unity, which remains elusive and possibly hiding under alternative names. Continue reading 9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

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Never Forget Who Did This

Remember the victims. Remember the heroes. But also remember who planned the attack, who carried it out, and the ideology that convinced nineteen terrorists that murdering civilians was holy. Continue reading Never Forget Who Did This

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