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Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Senator Bernie Sanders recently highlighted the dangers of artificial intelligence, claiming it may pose greater threats to humanity than nuclear weapons. He has a history of issuing urgent warnings about existential risks. Sanders now advocates for a pause in advanced AI development and a ban on superintelligent systems, continuing his pattern of alarm over potential catastrophes. Continue reading Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

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Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

On September 17, 1787, delegates signed the U.S. Constitution, creating a federal government without modern consulting practices. The document divided power among three branches and prompted concerns about government overreach, leading to the Bill of Rights. Today, the vast bureaucracy contrasts sharply with the concise four-page framework established by the Founders. Continue reading Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

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Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

Congress votes to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers, and the Canton Cat imagines Washington’s backup strategy: fruit baskets, validating language and hoping Tehran just needs a hug. Continue reading Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

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Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Sen. Chris Van Hollen warns about the risks of advanced AI, framing it within a political context related to corruption and the Trump administration. As bipartisan legislation progresses, the debate centers on AI safety measures and regulation. However, political messaging simplifies complex issues into campaign content, overshadowing genuine concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

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Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

Democrats and AI skeptics are warning that artificial intelligence could threaten humanity within a decade, while Trump dismisses these claims as hype, urging innovation instead of regulation. Lawmakers call for scrutiny of AI risks. Amidst this, public skepticism grows, reflecting a history of apocalyptic predictions without resulting consequences. Continue reading Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

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Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

Sen. Mitch McConnell’s three-month absence from the Senate due to health recovery has sparked concerns about transparency and his fitness to serve. Critics question the practice of receiving salary without attendance, leading to proposed reforms like mandatory wellness checks. Meanwhile, McConnell’s office insists he’s engaged remotely, raising further questions about the Senate’s operational necessity. Continue reading Mitch McConnell Missing From Senate for Three Months, Capitol Staff Finally Check Behind the Curtains

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Chris Van Hollen Demands Clear Crypto Rules, Blocks Bill Called the CLARITY Act

Sen. Chris Van Hollen criticized the crypto industry for operating without clear regulations while simultaneously blocking the CLARITY Act, which aimed to establish such rules. This paradox highlights a common governmental pattern: decrying regulatory gaps yet impeding progress, leaving crypto firms in confusion over future regulations. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Demands Clear Crypto Rules, Blocks Bill Called the CLARITY Act

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Blueberry Fruit Roll-Up Rolls Down to the Canal to Film TikTok About Calling Congress Before ICE Calls You

April McClain Delaney rolls up to the canal in electric blue to film a “Know Your Rights” video, while the Canton Cat wonders whether Congress plans to fix immigration law before the next TikTok. Continue reading Blueberry Fruit Roll-Up Rolls Down to the Canal to Film TikTok About Calling Congress Before ICE Calls You

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Internet Unearths Another Charlie Kirk Post That Aged Better Than Half of Washington

The revival of an old Charlie Kirk post highlights the persistence of relevant political commentary online, contrasting sharply with ephemeral congressional statements. Officials reacted with horror at the potential for accountability as they scrambled to erase inconsistency. The incident underscores a broader concern about the lasting nature of digital commentary in contemporary politics. Continue reading Internet Unearths Another Charlie Kirk Post That Aged Better Than Half of Washington

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Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

Maria Bartiromo has launched an investigative operation titled “Finding Mitch” to locate former Senate leader Mitch McConnell, who has become notably elusive. Despite employing various investigative methods and exploring wild theories about his whereabouts, her efforts have yielded no conclusive leads. The search, steeped in satire, continues. Continue reading Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

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