Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
Crazy Cat Lady, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, family court, journalism, Judicial, Media Critique, parenting, Press & Free Speech, Psychos & Crazies, social media, Stalking

Local Woman Discovers Parenting Order Has No Refresh Button, Continues Monitoring Ex’s Substack Instead

In Maryland, a woman focused on her ex-husband’s online writings, ignoring custody issues about their child. Despite her ability to find references to herself on publishing platforms, she struggled with co-parenting communications. Experts cited a phenomenon called Selective Co-Parenting Wi-Fi, raising concerns about prioritizing online grievances over parenting responsibilities. Continue reading Local Woman Discovers Parenting Order Has No Refresh Button, Continues Monitoring Ex’s Substack Instead

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California, crime, Crime Beat, Criminal Court, Drugs, Gangs & Cults, Judicial

Accused Cocaine Kingpin Arrives in California, Immediately Asks Where to Pick Up His Welcome Basket

An alleged international drug kingpin known as “Spider” arrived in California expecting punishment but was offered various welfare benefits instead. He humorously applied for housing, healthcare, and even cosmetic surgery while learning he would face probation. This bizarre encounter highlighted California’s lenient approach to crime, leaving Spider bewildered by the system. Continue reading Accused Cocaine Kingpin Arrives in California, Immediately Asks Where to Pick Up His Welcome Basket

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absurd politics, affordability, Democrazy, economy, Ethics for 100, Extremist Behaviors, Games, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, Taxes & Fees, Travel & Leisure, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Reportedly Gambles Away Maryland Treasury After One Pink Martini, One Pot Brownie

Maryland taxpayers are reportedly dismayed after Governor Wes Moore gambled away significant state funds during a Las Vegas trip, initially after consuming drinks and edibles. By morning, state finances were drastically diminished, leaving officials exploring revenue solutions while taxpayers are advised to check their utility bills and find their missing money. Continue reading Wes Moore Reportedly Gambles Away Maryland Treasury After One Pink Martini, One Pot Brownie

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2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Campaigns, Democrazy, Elections, Politics, voter outreach

Nation Launches Search for Mysterious Americans Who Apparently Answer Political Polls

Authorities in the U.S. are humorously searching for the elusive “Poll People,” individuals who respond to political surveys. Despite claims of significant polling data, no one seems to know these respondents personally. This raises skepticism about the validity of polling, making many question who these survey participants truly are. Continue reading Nation Launches Search for Mysterious Americans Who Apparently Answer Political Polls

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absurd politics, business, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Infrastructure, Maryland, Politics, Transportation, Travel & Leisure, Washington DC

Purple Line Construction Reaches Final Stage: Maryland Begins Laying Tracks Directly Through the Beltway

The Purple Line project in Montgomery County is nearing completion after years of delays, with passenger service expected by winter 2027. Most construction involves the Beltway, introducing a unique transportation experience called “MULTIMODAL SUFFERING.” Despite progress, skepticism remains regarding potential further delays due to ongoing road work and construction challenges. Continue reading Purple Line Construction Reaches Final Stage: Maryland Begins Laying Tracks Directly Through the Beltway

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Animals, Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Dating & Relationships, Entertainment, Internet Meltdowns, journalism, Lifestyles, Media Critique, People & Personalities, social media

Canton Cat Gets Rejected by Ella Langley So Hard Even the Dumpster Asked Him to Leave

Canton Cat tries to charm Ella Langley with whiskers, questionable property claims, and half a rotisserie chicken. The rejection is so severe even the chicken starts distancing itself. Continue reading Canton Cat Gets Rejected by Ella Langley So Hard Even the Dumpster Asked Him to Leave

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absurd politics, Conspiracies, Conspiracy Theories, Culture & Absurdity, Internet Meltdowns, journalism, Media Critique, People & Personalities, Politics, Press & Free Speech, social media

Scarlett Johnson Announces Huge Breaking Story “Tomorrow Morning,” Accidentally Creates Temporal Crisis Across Two Time Zones

Conservative commentator Scarlett Johnson’s ambiguous announcement of a “HUGE breaking story” has caused confusion regarding its timing, prompting the creation of a federal agency, “THE DEPARTMENT OF WHAT DAY IS IT.” As readers speculate on when the news will arrive, the situation illustrates the complexities of communication in the digital age. Continue reading Scarlett Johnson Announces Huge Breaking Story “Tomorrow Morning,” Accidentally Creates Temporal Crisis Across Two Time Zones

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absurd politics, Global News, Government, Government Dysfunction, Iran, journalism, Media Critique, Military & Foreign Policy, Missing Persons, Nuclear War, Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC, World Dominance, world leaders

Iranian President Says Supreme Leader Is Perfectly Healthy, Just Living Like Bigfoot With a Nuclear Program

Iranian President Masoud Pezeshkian reassured Bret Baier of Supreme Leader Mojtaba Khamenei’s health despite his long absence from public view, attributing it to security reasons. Pezeshkian denied Iran’s interest in nuclear weapons, even as uranium enrichment reached 60%, and stated the country seeks peace, not conflict with the U.S. Continue reading Iranian President Says Supreme Leader Is Perfectly Healthy, Just Living Like Bigfoot With a Nuclear Program

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absurd politics, affordability, aquatics, bureaucracy, Campaigns, Celebrity, Elections, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, Taxes & Fees, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Dan Cox Promises Triple Lindy From Governor’s Mansion If Maryland Elects Him

Republican gubernatorial candidate Dan Cox plans to perform the daring Triple Lindy dive from a makeshift platform at the Maryland State House if elected. He aims to symbolize his rejection of conventional politics through this stunt, but it raises safety concerns and logistical questions about feasibility and landing. Continue reading Dan Cox Promises Triple Lindy From Governor’s Mansion If Maryland Elects Him

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absurd politics, America, Fuck Yeah!, Animals, Congress, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

The U.S. Senate hosted a lavish birthday party for a dog, highlighting Congress’s tendency to prioritize entertainment over crucial issues like voter ID. Attendees celebrated the pet with cake and photos, while important legislative matters were ignored. This event raised questions about accountability and priorities in Washington, evident as the public grows frustrated. Continue reading Senate Celebrates National Decline With Capitol Hill Dog Birthday Party While Voter ID Sits in the Yard

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