Wes Moore posted another “ICYMI” clip from a festival stage, so naturally Maryland residents were reminded that the governor remains undefeated in finding microphones, cameras, and inspirational nouns. Continue reading Wes Moore Posts “ICYMI,” Maryland Residents Unfortunately Did Not Miss It
Wes Moore found time to referee a Florida Twitter fight involving Laura Loomer and Angie Nixon. Maryland residents, meanwhile, are still holding for utility relief, better roads, lower costs and occasional gubernatorial attention. Continue reading Wes Moore Takes Break From Governing Maryland to Moderate Florida Twitter Fight
Wes Moore is back on the international stage, this time celebrating in Ghana, while Marylanders remain home enjoying their own traditions: rising bills, potholes, tolls and waiting for the governor to circle back. Continue reading Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold
Wes Moore is celebrating one debate with Dan Cox while other gubernatorial candidates remain offstage. The Canton Cat wonders whether courage comes with a two-podium limit. Continue reading Wes Moore Schedules One Debate, Declares Democracy Fully Serviced
Wes Moore says he wants to help elect more Black governors. The Canton Cat checks whether that enthusiasm survives contact with a Black Republican. Continue reading Wes Moore Vows to Elect More Black Governors, Immediately Adds Tiny Asterisk Next to Byron Donalds
Maryland workers start paying into FAMLI in 2027, while benefits don’t begin until 2028. The Canton Cat investigates Annapolis’ favorite economic model: pay now, maybe later. Continue reading Annapolis Announces Exciting New Benefit: Paying for Something a Year Before You Get It
Governor Wes Moore announced the Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative, transforming public spaces into “tarp-forward communities” amid critique labeling it tent cities. This satirical plan borrows from California’s housing model, promoting outdoor living while sparking debate on whether reduced enforcement could lead to severe homelessness issues. Critics emphasize the need for comprehensive supportive measures. Continue reading Governor Moore Announces “Maryland Open-Air Living Initiative,” Says Tents Are Just ‘Affordable Vertical Innovation Turned Sideways’
A group of monks on a peace walk inadvertently addressed Maryland’s affordability crisis in just five minutes at the State House, implementing substantial budget cuts and tax reductions with their simple, mindful approach. Their surprising efficiency contrasts sharply with years of bureaucratic efforts, leaving families to wonder why such solutions aren’t commonplace. Continue reading Orange-Robed Efficiency: Peace Walk Monks Arrive in Annapolis, Fix Maryland in 5 Minutes
After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney
Maryland Governor Wes Moore reflects on his absence from a governors’ dinner hosted by Donald Trump, contemplating whether it stems from his performance rather than racial or systemic factors. While some advisors urged him to emphasize race, Moore entertained the notion that invitations are based on effectiveness, highlighting a rare moment of accountability in politics. Continue reading Wes Moore Discovers New Theory: Maybe It’s the Job Performance, Not the Melanin
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