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absurd politics, Conspiracies, democrats, Democrazy, Infrastructure, Maryland, Politics, Transportation, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

With 55 days until Election Day, Maryland Governor Wes Moore is launching numerous announcements to divert attention from the missing Key Bridge in Baltimore. His office is producing a flurry of press releases celebrating minor government activities as major achievements, while avoiding accountability for the bridge situation. Continue reading Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Entertainment

Lee Greenwood Knocks Ella Langley Off Billboard After Being Hired to Follow Trump Around Singing Same Damn Song Forever

Country music icon Lee Greenwood has overtaken Ella Langley on the Billboard charts by continuously performing “God Bless the U.S.A.” at various Trump events. Experts speculate that his enduring presence makes him a chart fixture, much to Langley’s dismay, as she realizes that traditional music promotion has little relevance in this context. Continue reading Lee Greenwood Knocks Ella Langley Off Billboard After Being Hired to Follow Trump Around Singing Same Damn Song Forever

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9/11, absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics

Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

Maryland Democrats announced they will fact-check names read at 9/11 memorials to find connections to Donald Trump, claiming it’s a historical necessity. A rapid-response team will investigate any potential links, with the aim of framing press releases on these findings. Critics argue this politicizes the remembrance of the tragedy. Continue reading Maryland Democrats To Fact-Check 9/11 Victim List In Real Time For Possible Trump Connections

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Joe Vogel Will Fix Maryland’s Cost of Living As Soon As Mom Stops Doing His Laundry

Delegate Joe Vogel advocates for re-electing Wes Moore and addressing Maryland’s affordability crisis, yet lives at home, highlighting a disconnect between his political rhetoric and personal experience. Critics argue he lacks genuine understanding of financial struggles faced by young families whose costs have risen due to legislative decisions made by lawmakers like him. Continue reading Joe Vogel Will Fix Maryland’s Cost of Living As Soon As Mom Stops Doing His Laundry

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absurd politics, Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Donald Trump, Internet Meltdowns, Politics

Ivanka Trump Rides Horse On Beach, Internet Horrified To Learn Wealthy People Occasionally Enjoy Things

Ivanka Trump faced backlash for riding a horse on a beach while gas prices exceed $4. Critics deemed her actions “out of touch,” sparking a debate about acceptable pastimes for the wealthy during economic distress. Amid the uproar, economists noted that the horse remains indifferent to gasoline costs, reflecting on societal absurdities. Continue reading Ivanka Trump Rides Horse On Beach, Internet Horrified To Learn Wealthy People Occasionally Enjoy Things

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Elections, Health & Medical, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Jawando Nails Textbook Heart Attack to Escape Debate With Woman Who Can Read a Spreadsheet

Montgomery County Councilmember Will Jawando experienced a heart attack, complicating his campaign as he faces Republican opponent Esther Wells. While recovering, Jawando’s health issues grant him a reprieve from addressing county affordability concerns. Wells struggles with the dilemma of supporting him while pressing for debate on pressing issues without appearing insensitive. Continue reading Jawando Nails Textbook Heart Attack to Escape Debate With Woman Who Can Read a Spreadsheet

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absurd politics, democrats, Media Critique, Politics, social media, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

DNC Influencer Guy Investigates Reflecting Pool, Finally Finds Body of Water Shallow Enough for His Journalism

The Democratic Party’s Matt Rein is producing sensational online content about mundane topics, like the Reflecting Pool’s appearance, in an attempt to engage voters. Critics argue this trivial focus detracts from pressing issues, highlighting a disconnect within the party as they attempt to rival more substantial conservative media efforts. Continue reading DNC Influencer Guy Investigates Reflecting Pool, Finally Finds Body of Water Shallow Enough for His Journalism

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Government, Judicial, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, supreme-court, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

Rep. Jamie Raskin criticized the Supreme Court as “illegitimate” due to its conservative majority and proposed adding four justices to restore legitimacy. His argument implies that institutions are only corrupt when they lack Democratic control. The commentary highlights Raskin’s perceived hypocrisy and the absurdity of politicizing judicial reform for partisan gain. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

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Wes Moore Declares Context Officially Illegal After Trump Clip Fails To Be Outrageous Enough On Its Own

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has adopted a controversial approach to political discourse, openly stating he doesn’t care about context. Following a clipped video of Trump, Moore’s method reportedly prioritizes emotional reactions over factual accuracy. Critics argue this fosters misunderstanding and demonstrates a reckless disregard for the complexities of communication. Continue reading Wes Moore Declares Context Officially Illegal After Trump Clip Fails To Be Outrageous Enough On Its Own

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Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

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