Category: Elections

Elections, Politics, voter outreach, Washington absurdity

Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff have requested a legislative exemption from the SAVE Act, fearing it may set a precedent requiring proof of Congress members’ presence to validate votes. They advocate for flexible participation methods while expressing concerns about increased voter verification impacting democratic access. Their proposed act seeks to redefine attendance. Continue reading Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State & Local, virginia

DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

Maryland and Virginia officials insist their newly redrawn congressional maps are perfectly legal—despite evidence they were impulse-bought on DealDash at 3:17 a.m. during a bidding war labeled “BUY IT NOW: DEMOCRACY.” Continue reading DealDash Democracy: Maryland and Virginia Accidentally Buy Their New Congressional Maps at 3:17 a.m.

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics

Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

In Maryland politics, the GOP faces fragmentation, with numerous factions competing for influence while struggling to present a coherent platform. Amid this chaos, the Green Party is gaining visibility by maintaining simplicity and unity. As the Republicans descend into infighting, the Greens may inadvertently surpass them in electoral significance. Continue reading Circular Firing Squad: How the Maryland GOP Is Accidentally Clearing the Runway for the Green Party

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
2026 Midterms Guide, Elections, Politics, Satire, State vs. Federal Politics, virginia

From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

A Virginia Beach inmate, serving time for abduction and rape, has launched an unconventional congressional campaign from prison, emphasizing his “real-world experience” with the justice system. His agenda includes criminal justice reform, transparency, and a grassroots outreach strategy. The campaign raises questions about ethics and eligibility in politics. Continue reading From Cell Block to Capitol Hill: Inmate Announces Congressional Run, Promises to “Shake Up Washington”

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, crime, Elections, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Minnesota, parody, Politics, Satire, State & Local, voter outreach

Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Minnesota’s progressive power duo hits the road with a “countdown to caucus” tour that feels less like civic engagement and more like a masterclass in scandal-adjacent absurdity. From fake nonprofits to riot-as-distraction theatrics, this satire imagines what would happen if political spin finally stopped pretending. Continue reading Minnesota’s Dynamic Duo Hits the Road: The “Yes, We’re Guilty of Fraud – Loud and Clear!” Tour

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

The Maryland Democratic primary between multimillionaires David Trone and April McClain Delaney highlights a contentious battle devoid of substantive policy. Both candidates exhibit an aversion to genuine voter engagement, focusing instead on accusations of authenticity. The election epitomizes a party more concerned with elite fundraising than addressing working-class issues. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Stage Luxury Cage Match as Trone and McClain Delaney Fight Over Who Is More Relatable to People Who Own Zero Yachts

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, Elections, Habeas Circus, Politics, Satire, virginia

Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

A Virginia circuit court judge deemed the Democrats’ redistricting amendment illegal, citing multiple procedural violations. This ruling sparked mixed reactions; Democrats called it a temporary setback while Republicans celebrated. Political analysts suggest that lawyers benefit the most from this situation. Democrats plan a comeback with a new redistricting effort. Continue reading Virginia’s Redistricting Saga: The Most Unproductive Courtroom Comedy Since Hamilton Ran Out of Tickets

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, Donald Trump, Elections, Government Dysfunction, immigration, Law Enforcement, Minnesota, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

In a move that shattered political muscle memory, Donald Trump jokingly offered citizenship to any undocumented immigrant willing to vote Republican—prompting Democrats to immediately reconsider their stance on ICE, borders, and everything they tweeted in the last decade. Continue reading Trump Announces ‘Vote Red, Get a Green Card’ Program, Democrats Immediately Call ICE for Tips

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
absurd politics, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Andy Ellis Reportedly Has Not Slept in Weeks While Training for Gubernatorial Debate He May Not Be Invited To

Andy Ellis is a unique candidate for governor in Maryland, approaching his campaign with logic, preparation, and evidence. Unlike typical candidates, he engages voters with coherent arguments, aiming to improve discourse rather than rely on theatrics. Though he may not win, he challenges the political norm, raising questions about the expectations of voters. Continue reading Andy Ellis Reportedly Has Not Slept in Weeks While Training for Gubernatorial Debate He May Not Be Invited To

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment
2026 Midterms Guide, absurd politics, California, Elections, Government, Politics, Satire, Series, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

California’s political landscape shifted dramatically as a lawsuit questioned Rep. Eric Swalwell’s eligibility for governor based on a five-year residency requirement. Swalwell argues that California is his emotional home, while D.C. is his working one. The case has sparked debate about residency definitions, highlighting voters’ varied opinions on the matter. Continue reading Eric Swalwell Discovers California Is a Place You’re Apparently Supposed to Live

Unknown's avatarMichael PhillipsLeave a comment