Category: Judicial

absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Government, Judicial, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, supreme-court, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

Rep. Jamie Raskin criticized the Supreme Court as “illegitimate” due to its conservative majority and proposed adding four justices to restore legitimacy. His argument implies that institutions are only corrupt when they lack Democratic control. The commentary highlights Raskin’s perceived hypocrisy and the absurdity of politicizing judicial reform for partisan gain. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

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Colorado, Higher Times, Judicial, Maryland, Michigan, Schools & Education & Schools, Sports & Whatever

Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan

Michigan’s last-second victory over Western Michigan has raised eyebrows, with speculation about Terps USA, a cannabis company, potentially influencing the clock. After a review revealed one extra second, Michigan scored a touchdown to win 13-12. This incident complicates Terps USA’s trademark dispute with Maryland over the term “Terps.” Continue reading Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan

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Conspiracy Theories, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Internet Meltdowns, Judicial, Massachusetts, Media Critique, Psychos & Crazies, social media

Nation Begins Frantically Googling ‘What If We Were Wrong?’ After 11 Jurors Apparently See Case Differently

A psychological condition called uncertainty swept across America after the revelation that eleven jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial had a divergent view from the public. Symptoms included confusion and overconfidence in personal legal expertise. Experts advised against embracing nuance, with the internet expected to regain its certainty soon. Continue reading Nation Begins Frantically Googling ‘What If We Were Wrong?’ After 11 Jurors Apparently See Case Differently

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absurd politics, crime, Criminal Court, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Judicial, Law & Order, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

DOJ Begs Trayon White To Stop Auditioning Jurors Before His Bribery Trial

Federal prosecutors are seeking a gag order for D.C. Councilmember Trayon White ahead of his bribery trial, scheduled for September 14, accusing him of attempting to sway potential jurors. As he maintains his innocence, officials warn against his pretrial behavior, viewing it as inappropriate and potentially damaging to the judicial process. Continue reading DOJ Begs Trayon White To Stop Auditioning Jurors Before His Bribery Trial

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Activism, Community Guidelines, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Internet Meltdowns, Judicial, Massachusetts, Online Abuse

Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

In Plymouth, MA, a juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was criticized by an online group for exhibiting signs of human conscience and empathy. His questions about justice and moral responsibility alarmed members who preferred apathy. The incident highlights a disturbing trend of dehumanization in contemporary internet culture. Continue reading Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

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crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Health & Medical, Judicial, Massachusetts, Psychos & Crazies, Transportation

Postpartum Psychosis Defense So Successful Massachusetts Considering Adding It To DMV Form

Massachusetts officials are considering adding “postpartum psychosis” to various government forms following extensive media coverage of the Lindsay Clancy trial. The change reflects society’s newfound obsession with psychiatric expertise, as casual observers engage in diagnosing mental health issues online, leading to humorous suggestions for DMV applications and state forms. Continue reading Postpartum Psychosis Defense So Successful Massachusetts Considering Adding It To DMV Form

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crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Judicial, Massachusetts

Holdout Juror Named America’s Most Unpopular Person For Asking What “Criminally Responsible” Means

One juror reported for civic duty expecting testimony, deliberations and maybe a stale sandwich. Instead, he became the villain of a national culture war by asking whether “criminally responsible” still meant something. Continue reading Holdout Juror Named America’s Most Unpopular Person For Asking What “Criminally Responsible” Means

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Colorado, Higher Times, Judicial, Maryland, Schools & Education & Schools

UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework

The University of Maryland threatened a cannabis company over trademark use of “Terps,” despite having let its own trademark lapse. After realizing its negligence, the university quickly sought to re-establish its trademark rights. The situation highlighted the irony of strict academic deadlines against the university’s lax handling of intellectual property. Continue reading UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Judicial, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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Conspiracies, crime, Culture & Absurdity, Drugs, Judicial

Penn State Cocaine Suspects Watch Lindsay Clancy Trial, Immediately Diagnose Themselves With Postpartum Psychosis

In a satirical twist, defendants in a Penn State cocaine case adopted postpartum psychosis as a legal defense despite none having recently given birth. The bizarre strategy arose after a suspect suggested insanity pleas, leading to ludicrous claims. Prosecutors pointed out procedural issues, while defendants requested absurd accommodations, poking fun at courtroom antics. Continue reading Penn State Cocaine Suspects Watch Lindsay Clancy Trial, Immediately Diagnose Themselves With Postpartum Psychosis

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