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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland voters are advised on how to cast a “NO” vote on Question 3, which seeks to increase redistricting power for Annapolis. The guide emphasizes the importance of locating the “NO” option and ignoring misleading narratives about fairness. Ultimately, it advocates for voter empowerment against unnecessary political control. Continue reading How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Judicial, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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Artificial Stupidity, Dysfunctional Technology, public safety, Surveillance

Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

Flock Safety has introduced a new feature for its camera systems designed to deter vandalism, described as an “active anti-tampering deterrence platform.” The cameras can identify suspicious behaviors and issues warnings. While police welcomed the upgrade, civil-liberties groups expressed concerns over privacy and the camera’s potential aggression. Continue reading Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

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absurd politics, Communism, Socialism, What's the difference?, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Democrazy, Politics

Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”

The Democratic Socialists of America declared that breathing oxygen is linked to white supremacy, sparking humorous reactions among Americans. Their report, “Air Is Not Neutral,” critiques unequal access to oxygen and proposes a “community respiration” model requiring neighborhood approval for inhalation. Critics were puzzled by the absurdity of the claims. Continue reading Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”

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2026 Midterms Guide, Bach's Boombox, Campaigns, Elections, Entertainment, Government, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, voter outreach

Berney Flowers Announces Soul Album to Seduce Maryland Voters One Ballad at a Time

Berney Flowers is bringing Barry White energy to Maryland politics with a fictional campaign album packed with slow jams, soulful promises, and enough bass to make undecided voters clutch their ballots. Continue reading Berney Flowers Announces Soul Album to Seduce Maryland Voters One Ballad at a Time

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Maryland Governor Wes Moore launched a provocative policy platform focused solely on promoting his image. Under the IDGAF Agenda, decisions will prioritize what benefits Moore personally. He emphasized transparency, stating residents will support him visually during press conferences. This unusual approach stirred reactions, with merchandise already being sold to commemorate it. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

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Congress, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, supreme-court

Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Congressional Democrats proposed an unconventional Supreme Court reform, expanding it from nine to 64 justices, structured like a tournament. The plan aims to resolve major cases through a competitive bracket system, sparking criticism of court packing from Republicans. Advocates suggest it enhances judicial legitimacy through an unpredictable format. Continue reading Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

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absurd politics, Campaigns, crime, Elections, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie Raskin Reportedly Begins 47-Minute Lecture Explaining Why Arresting Criminals Is Actually Complicated

Cheryl Riley supports Harford County Sheriff Jeffrey Gahler and other Maryland sheriffs in opposing sanctuary policies, arguing they prioritize ideology over public safety. She criticizes Congressman Jamie Raskin for his lengthy, evasive responses to crucial issues. Riley believes voters should replace Raskin with someone more focused on pragmatic solutions. Continue reading Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie Raskin Reportedly Begins 47-Minute Lecture Explaining Why Arresting Criminals Is Actually Complicated

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absurd politics, Booze, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

Montgomery County is opening a new government liquor store in Flower Hill on September 10, featuring tastings and special bourbon selections. Critics highlight the extensive county involvement in alcohol sales and regulation, comparing it to an overly bureaucratic system, while residents face challenges in other essential services. Continue reading Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

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Activism, Maryland, Politics, social media

Normal Local Man Posts Article Quote, Accidentally Alters Maryland Political Landscape Before Breakfast

Local authorities are tracking a man named Greg, whose mundane activities unexpectedly stir political chaos in Maryland. With minimal commentary on provocative articles, Greg’s posts ignite swift reactions from officials and activists alike. His unassuming nature defies conventional political dynamics, leaving experts baffled at his influence despite his ordinary life. Continue reading Normal Local Man Posts Article Quote, Accidentally Alters Maryland Political Landscape Before Breakfast

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