People Discover Sling Lets You Ask Anything, Immediately Use It Like a Drunk Genie With Wi-Fi

A recent breakthrough in technology revealed that users are posing absurd queries to Sling, leading to bizarre and humorous responses. Requests range from writing resignation letters for raccoons to analyzing Bigfoot’s eligibility for governorship. Experts warn this reflects society’s loss of normalcy, as users indulge in increasingly ridiculous challenges, leaving humanity in disarray. Continue reading People Discover Sling Lets You Ask Anything, Immediately Use It Like a Drunk Genie With Wi-Fi

Wes Moore Launches “AI Safety Schoolhouse,” Immediately Starts Talking to Maryland Like It’s Three Years Old

Governor Wes Moore introduced Maryland’s AI principles in a humorous presentation, emphasizing safety, worker protections, and children’s rights. While critiquing previous approaches, he unveiled a whimsical AI model, WESGPT, highlighting its unique features and engaging with an audience in a playful, light-hearted manner. The event illustrated Moore’s vision for Maryland’s AI future. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches “AI Safety Schoolhouse,” Immediately Starts Talking to Maryland Like It’s Three Years Old

Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Senator Bernie Sanders recently highlighted the dangers of artificial intelligence, claiming it may pose greater threats to humanity than nuclear weapons. He has a history of issuing urgent warnings about existential risks. Sanders now advocates for a pause in advanced AI development and a ban on superintelligent systems, continuing his pattern of alarm over potential catastrophes. Continue reading Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Sen. Chris Van Hollen warns about the risks of advanced AI, framing it within a political context related to corruption and the Trump administration. As bipartisan legislation progresses, the debate centers on AI safety measures and regulation. However, political messaging simplifies complex issues into campaign content, overshadowing genuine concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

Democrats and AI skeptics are warning that artificial intelligence could threaten humanity within a decade, while Trump dismisses these claims as hype, urging innovation instead of regulation. Lawmakers call for scrutiny of AI risks. Amidst this, public skepticism grows, reflecting a history of apocalyptic predictions without resulting consequences. Continue reading Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

Flock Safety has introduced a new feature for its camera systems designed to deter vandalism, described as an “active anti-tampering deterrence platform.” The cameras can identify suspicious behaviors and issues warnings. While police welcomed the upgrade, civil-liberties groups expressed concerns over privacy and the camera’s potential aggression. Continue reading Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

America’s conservatives are facing a cultural crisis as major streaming platforms now feature only Kid Rock, Nicki Minaj, and Lee Greenwood, following widespread boycotts spurred by anti-ICE protests. The resulting limited playlists have driven frustrations among listeners, prompting some to seek new music while advocacy groups launch initiatives to expand song choices. Continue reading The Sound of Silence (But Louder): Conservatives Confront the Streaming Apocalypse

Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom

Joanne Frederick discovers that a proposed transmission line, the Maryland Piedmont Reliability Project, will benefit Northern Virginia’s data centers, not Maryland. The project poses risks to Maryland’s rural communities, environment, and property rights, with local leaders largely silent. This situation reflects a broader trend of sacrificing rural areas for corporate profits. Continue reading Maryland Pays, Virginia Plays: How an Energy Project Is Sacrificing Maryland Land for Northern Virginia’s Big Tech Boom