Category: Maryland

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Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan

Michigan’s last-second victory over Western Michigan has raised eyebrows, with speculation about Terps USA, a cannabis company, potentially influencing the clock. After a review revealed one extra second, Michigan scored a touchdown to win 13-12. This incident complicates Terps USA’s trademark dispute with Maryland over the term “Terps.” Continue reading Terps USA Sprays Michigan Clock, Adds One Second, Saves Wolverines From Western Michigan

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absurd politics, Arts & Entertainment, Culture & Absurdity, Entertainment, Government, Government Dysfunction, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Maryland Senate President Bill Ferguson Revealed as Billy the Puppet, Wes Moore’s Favorite Annapolis Ventriloquist Dummy

Maryland political observers uncovered that Senate President Bill Ferguson embodies the role of “Billy the Puppet,” used by Gov. Wes Moore to justify harmful policies and tax increases. Through satirical scenarios, residents are depicted as trapped by escalating costs, while Ferguson appears to explain the supposed benefits of these burdens. Continue reading Maryland Senate President Bill Ferguson Revealed as Billy the Puppet, Wes Moore’s Favorite Annapolis Ventriloquist Dummy

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Donald Trump, Elections, Government, Maryland, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Declares Context Officially Illegal After Trump Clip Fails To Be Outrageous Enough On Its Own

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has adopted a controversial approach to political discourse, openly stating he doesn’t care about context. Following a clipped video of Trump, Moore’s method reportedly prioritizes emotional reactions over factual accuracy. Critics argue this fosters misunderstanding and demonstrates a reckless disregard for the complexities of communication. Continue reading Wes Moore Declares Context Officially Illegal After Trump Clip Fails To Be Outrageous Enough On Its Own

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business, Health & Medical, Maryland, public safety

Maryland Hospitals Introduce Exciting New IV Treatment Featuring 0.9% Saline, 0.1% Home Depot Insulation

In Maryland, Baxter International recalled saline bags after fiberglass particles were found, alarming patients and prompting reminders of safe medical practices. The FDA warned of serious risks from foreign particles, though no adverse events were reported. Patients are now advised to verify that IV bags contain only approved materials. Continue reading Maryland Hospitals Introduce Exciting New IV Treatment Featuring 0.9% Saline, 0.1% Home Depot Insulation

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absurd politics, affordability, Cultural Meltdowns, economy, Government, Maryland, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, State & Local, Transportation, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Duct-Taped To Seat After Passengers Hear Bronze Star Story One Time Too Many

A flight diverted to Baltimore due to Maryland Gov. Wes Moore’s repetitive speech on cost reductions, which frustrated passengers who restrained him with duct tape. The incident, marked by humor and chaos, ended with Moore still attempting to explain his administration’s initiatives upon landing, where officials awaited with scissors. Continue reading Wes Moore Duct-Taped To Seat After Passengers Hear Bronze Star Story One Time Too Many

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Wes Moore Comms Guy Carter Elliott IV Deemed ‘Furry Leprechaun,’ Immediately Banned From Maryland Renaissance Festival

Maryland official Carter Elliott IV was barred from attending the Renaissance Festival after being classified as a furry leprechaun, violating the event’s dress code. Despite his appeal that leprechauns are folklore, organizers refused entry. The incident stirred controversy and raised concerns about outreach to medieval-fantasy audiences under Governor Wes Moore’s administration. Continue reading Wes Moore Comms Guy Carter Elliott IV Deemed ‘Furry Leprechaun,’ Immediately Banned From Maryland Renaissance Festival

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Colorado, Higher Times, Judicial, Maryland, Schools & Education & Schools

UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework

The University of Maryland threatened a cannabis company over trademark use of “Terps,” despite having let its own trademark lapse. After realizing its negligence, the university quickly sought to re-establish its trademark rights. The situation highlighted the irony of strict academic deadlines against the university’s lax handling of intellectual property. Continue reading UMD Flunks Its Own Trademark Assignment, Threatens Weed Company That Actually Did The Homework

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Animals, Government, Government Dysfunction, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Cumberland Residents Demand Action After Feral Cats Apparently Form Shadow Government

Residents of Cumberland, MD, are frustrated with increasing numbers of feral cats, raccoons, and groundhogs in their neighborhoods. Dubbed the Cumberland Critter Caucus, these animals humorously claim various unofficial roles, causing chaos and prompting city officials to consider effective responses. Meanwhile, locals just want the situation under control. Continue reading Cumberland Residents Demand Action After Feral Cats Apparently Form Shadow Government

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absurd politics, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Maryland, Politics, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland voters are advised on how to cast a “NO” vote on Question 3, which seeks to increase redistricting power for Annapolis. The guide emphasizes the importance of locating the “NO” option and ignoring misleading narratives about fairness. Ultimately, it advocates for voter empowerment against unnecessary political control. Continue reading How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

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