Category: State & Local

absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Judicial, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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absurd politics, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Government Dysfunction, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

Montgomery County officials humorously proposed a fictional initiative to celebrate the county’s 250th birthday, allowing residents behind on taxes to “work off” their debts through assigned labor. Dubbed the “Historic Tax Repayment Workforce Initiative,” it includes satirical tasks and absurd benefits, emphasizing the farcical nature of the program. Continue reading Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Culture & Absurdity, Government, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Maryland Governor Wes Moore launched a provocative policy platform focused solely on promoting his image. Under the IDGAF Agenda, decisions will prioritize what benefits Moore personally. He emphasized transparency, stating residents will support him visually during press conferences. This unusual approach stirred reactions, with merchandise already being sold to commemorate it. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

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absurd politics, Booze, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

Montgomery County is opening a new government liquor store in Flower Hill on September 10, featuring tastings and special bourbon selections. Critics highlight the extensive county involvement in alcohol sales and regulation, comparing it to an overly bureaucratic system, while residents face challenges in other essential services. Continue reading Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, voter outreach

Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royale

Maryland gubernatorial candidate Andy Ellis criticized Dan Cox for avoiding debates with all four candidates, claiming it reveals fears of a chaotic political environment. Ellis accused Cox and Wes Moore of maintaining the flawed two-party system and suggested a dramatic new debate format. Maryland voters amusingly contemplated leaving the state amid the debate chaos. Continue reading Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royale

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Schools & Education & Schools, State & Local

Montgomery County Announces Bold New Education Plan: Simply Hope September Gets Colder

Montgomery County Public Schools warned that old HVAC systems may struggle during the heat, raising concerns for classrooms. County Executive candidate Esther Wells criticized Councilmember Will Jawando for insufficiently addressing these issues, suggesting reallocating funds. Despite billions in school spending, officials emphasize that the heat warning won’t lead to closures. Continue reading Montgomery County Announces Bold New Education Plan: Simply Hope September Gets Colder

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Campaigns, Elections, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, Transportation

Maryland Candidate Walks 186 Miles, Accidentally Becomes State’s Most Successful Transportation Project

Fitzgerald Mofor’s campaign has walked more than 186 miles and knocked nearly 10,000 doors, making one man with sneakers look suspiciously more efficient than Maryland transportation bureaucracy. Continue reading Maryland Candidate Walks 186 Miles, Accidentally Becomes State’s Most Successful Transportation Project

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Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.

Baltimore residents asked for a revitalized Inner Harbor. The city delivered kayaks. The Canton Cat investigates whether Phase Two includes protected kayak lanes, floating bollards and boaters losing their minds. Continue reading Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.

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