Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
absurd politics, Campaigns, Donald Trump, Elections, Politics

Trump Falls Asleep During Own RNC Speech, Becomes First Politician to Fact-Check Himself in Real Time

During the RNC midterm convention, President Trump appeared to doze off mid-speech, leading to confusion among attendees. Witnesses speculated whether he was taking a nap or engaging in “executive visualization.” Despite the moment sparking criticism, Trump continued speaking as if nothing had happened, prompting laughter and a new slogan: “MAKE AMERICA AWAKE AGAIN.” Continue reading Trump Falls Asleep During Own RNC Speech, Becomes First Politician to Fact-Check Himself in Real Time

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absurd politics, American Bar Association, Donald Trump, Government, Judicial, Lawfare Warfare, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Anthony Brown Files Emergency Lawsuit After Trump Allegedly Breathes Near Maryland

Maryland Attorney General Anthony Brown has initiated yet another lawsuit against the Trump administration, this time concerning endangered species regulations. With a pattern of rapid legal responses to federal policies he opposes, Brown’s office has been characterized as increasingly automated and sensationalized in its approach. Critics argue this reflects poorly on local taxpayer concerns. Continue reading Anthony Brown Files Emergency Lawsuit After Trump Allegedly Breathes Near Maryland

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9/11, Culture & Absurdity, History, social media

Generation Born After 9/11 Now Old Enough to Explain 9/11 to People Who Lived Through It on TikTok

Twenty-five years after 9/11, a new generation learns about the event primarily through TikTok, often overshadowing the firsthand experiences of those who lived through it. While younger Americans access history through modern platforms, it highlights the importance of preserving personal memories and understanding the human impact behind such tragedies. Continue reading Generation Born After 9/11 Now Old Enough to Explain 9/11 to People Who Lived Through It on TikTok

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absurd politics, fraud, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, journalism, Maryland, Politics, State & Local

Montgomery County Officials Enter Witness Protection After Hearing Nick Shirley Might Visit

Montgomery County officials experienced panic after YouTuber Nick Shirley was invited, fearing exposure of local issues. Activists speculated about accountability, prompting a mock emergency response from the government. Officials sought loopholes to prevent scrutiny but found none, leading to the creation of a task force to address resident complaints and concerns. Continue reading Montgomery County Officials Enter Witness Protection After Hearing Nick Shirley Might Visit

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business, Culture & Absurdity, economy, Maryland, Urban Absurdity

Baltimore Announces Downtown Is Saved After Installing Enough Pickleball Courts to Distract Everyone From the Empty Storefronts

Baltimore officials have unveiled a controversial plan to rejuvenate the city’s downtown by prioritizing recreational spaces like pickleball courts and waterfront activities over traditional commerce. Critics argue this approach fails to address concerns about jobs and safety, while city planners remain optimistic about attracting attention through leisure rather than business. Continue reading Baltimore Announces Downtown Is Saved After Installing Enough Pickleball Courts to Distract Everyone From the Empty Storefronts

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absurd politics, Maryland, Planes, Trains, & Automobiles, Politics, public safety, State & Local, Transportation

Dawn Luedtke Demands FAA Investigate Airpark She Helps Oversee After Years of Apparently Letting the Rules Become Suggestions

Montgomery County Councilmember Dawn Luedtke is pressing the FAA to investigate safety issues at the Montgomery County Airpark, despite her oversight role. Critics highlight a history of complaints about operations, noise, and rule enforcement, questioning her delayed urgency. The call for federal intervention raises concerns about accountability and effective governance. Continue reading Dawn Luedtke Demands FAA Investigate Airpark She Helps Oversee After Years of Apparently Letting the Rules Become Suggestions

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Culture & Absurdity, Politics, remembrance, social media

A Year Without Charlie Kirk, and Somehow He Keeps Showing Up

Charlie Kirk’s death a year ago hasn’t diminished his impact on American politics. His vast digital footprint ensures his voice resurfaces in discussions, sparking debates and reflections on his views. This enduring presence highlights the complexities of legacy, grief, and the human side often overshadowed by political narratives. Continue reading A Year Without Charlie Kirk, and Somehow He Keeps Showing Up

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absurd politics, Conspiracies, democrats, Democrazy, Infrastructure, Maryland, Politics, Transportation, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

With 55 days until Election Day, Maryland Governor Wes Moore is launching numerous announcements to divert attention from the missing Key Bridge in Baltimore. His office is producing a flurry of press releases celebrating minor government activities as major achievements, while avoiding accountability for the bridge situation. Continue reading Wes Moore Issues 47th Press Release This Week, Hoping Nobody Remembers He Still Hasn’t Rebuilt the Damn Bridge

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Arts & Entertainment, Bach's Boombox, Entertainment

Lee Greenwood Knocks Ella Langley Off Billboard After Being Hired to Follow Trump Around Singing Same Damn Song Forever

Country music icon Lee Greenwood has overtaken Ella Langley on the Billboard charts by continuously performing “God Bless the U.S.A.” at various Trump events. Experts speculate that his enduring presence makes him a chart fixture, much to Langley’s dismay, as she realizes that traditional music promotion has little relevance in this context. Continue reading Lee Greenwood Knocks Ella Langley Off Billboard After Being Hired to Follow Trump Around Singing Same Damn Song Forever

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Arts & Entertainment, Culture & Absurdity, Maryland, Sports & Whatever

Orioles Owner Buys Giant Fidget Cube After Apparently Deciding Starting Pitching Is Overrated

Baltimore Orioles owner David Rubenstein has purchased a large blue sculpture called “Blue,” instead of investing in much-needed baseball assets like pitchers. This choice serves as a critique of the team’s roster strategy, with fans expressing disappointment over the lack of practical improvements for the team’s performance. Continue reading Orioles Owner Buys Giant Fidget Cube After Apparently Deciding Starting Pitching Is Overrated

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