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Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

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Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

Maria Bartiromo has launched an investigative operation titled “Finding Mitch” to locate former Senate leader Mitch McConnell, who has become notably elusive. Despite employing various investigative methods and exploring wild theories about his whereabouts, her efforts have yielded no conclusive leads. The search, steeped in satire, continues. Continue reading Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

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How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland voters are advised on how to cast a “NO” vote on Question 3, which seeks to increase redistricting power for Annapolis. The guide emphasizes the importance of locating the “NO” option and ignoring misleading narratives about fairness. Ultimately, it advocates for voter empowerment against unnecessary political control. Continue reading How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

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Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

Montgomery County officials humorously proposed a fictional initiative to celebrate the county’s 250th birthday, allowing residents behind on taxes to “work off” their debts through assigned labor. Dubbed the “Historic Tax Repayment Workforce Initiative,” it includes satirical tasks and absurd benefits, emphasizing the farcical nature of the program. Continue reading Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

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Berney Flowers Announces Soul Album to Seduce Maryland Voters One Ballad at a Time

Berney Flowers is bringing Barry White energy to Maryland politics with a fictional campaign album packed with slow jams, soulful promises, and enough bass to make undecided voters clutch their ballots. Continue reading Berney Flowers Announces Soul Album to Seduce Maryland Voters One Ballad at a Time

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Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Maryland Governor Wes Moore launched a provocative policy platform focused solely on promoting his image. Under the IDGAF Agenda, decisions will prioritize what benefits Moore personally. He emphasized transparency, stating residents will support him visually during press conferences. This unusual approach stirred reactions, with merchandise already being sold to commemorate it. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

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Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie Raskin Reportedly Begins 47-Minute Lecture Explaining Why Arresting Criminals Is Actually Complicated

Cheryl Riley supports Harford County Sheriff Jeffrey Gahler and other Maryland sheriffs in opposing sanctuary policies, arguing they prioritize ideology over public safety. She criticizes Congressman Jamie Raskin for his lengthy, evasive responses to crucial issues. Riley believes voters should replace Raskin with someone more focused on pragmatic solutions. Continue reading Cheryl Riley Backs Maryland Sheriffs; Jamie Raskin Reportedly Begins 47-Minute Lecture Explaining Why Arresting Criminals Is Actually Complicated

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Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

Montgomery County is opening a new government liquor store in Flower Hill on September 10, featuring tastings and special bourbon selections. Critics highlight the extensive county involvement in alcohol sales and regulation, comparing it to an overly bureaucratic system, while residents face challenges in other essential services. Continue reading Montgomery County Opens Another Government Liquor Store Because Apparently Even Getting Drunk Needs Bureaucracy

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Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Department

Gov. Wes Moore declared August Child Support Awareness Month in Maryland, highlighting the state’s efficiency in collecting payments from non-compliant parents. However, critics point out that while financial support is automated, enforcing parenting time remains cumbersome, requiring lengthy legal processes. This raises questions about the balance of child support versus parental access. Continue reading Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Department

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