Category: State vs. Federal Politics

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Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

Senator Bernie Sanders recently highlighted the dangers of artificial intelligence, claiming it may pose greater threats to humanity than nuclear weapons. He has a history of issuing urgent warnings about existential risks. Sanders now advocates for a pause in advanced AI development and a ban on superintelligent systems, continuing his pattern of alarm over potential catastrophes. Continue reading Bernie Sanders Announces Latest Apocalypse After Previous Apocalypses Inconveniently Fail to Finish the Job

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bureaucracy, Congress, Congress & Power, federal agencies, Government, Government Dysfunction, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

On September 17, 1787, delegates signed the U.S. Constitution, creating a federal government without modern consulting practices. The document divided power among three branches and prompted concerns about government overreach, leading to the Bill of Rights. Today, the vast bureaucracy contrasts sharply with the concise four-page framework established by the Founders. Continue reading Founding Fathers Sign Four-Page Constitution, Horrify Future Government Employees

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Activism, Campaigns, Communism, Socialism, What's the difference?, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Elections, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Influencers, Internet Meltdowns, Media Critique, People & Personalities, Politics, Psychos & Crazies, social media, State vs. Federal Politics, voter outreach

Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

Democrats face challenges in attracting young male voters, particularly due to their association with influencer Hasan Piker, whose controversial comments have become liabilities. Piker has a massive following, but his statements draw criticism, complicating outreach efforts. The party is learning the importance of thorough vetting before linking with influencers. Continue reading Democrats Discover Hasan Piker’s Entire Personality Was Public, Immediately Begin Searching for Whoever Leaked the Internet

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absurd politics, Animals, federal agencies, Government, Law & Order, National Security, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

FBI Updates Hiring Standards, Nation Relieved to Learn ‘Did You Have Sex With an Animal?’ Now Requires Follow-Up Questions

FBI Director Kash Patel defended new hiring rules that no longer automatically disqualify individuals involved in bestiality, aiming to differentiate between coerced and voluntary acts. This change led to a surreal Senate hearing and raised concerns over the complexities in interviewing candidates. The FBI is working to clarify their application process. Continue reading FBI Updates Hiring Standards, Nation Relieved to Learn ‘Did You Have Sex With an Animal?’ Now Requires Follow-Up Questions

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Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

Congress votes to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers, and the Canton Cat imagines Washington’s backup strategy: fruit baskets, validating language and hoping Tehran just needs a hug. Continue reading Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean

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Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Sen. Chris Van Hollen warns about the risks of advanced AI, framing it within a political context related to corruption and the Trump administration. As bipartisan legislation progresses, the debate centers on AI safety measures and regulation. However, political messaging simplifies complex issues into campaign content, overshadowing genuine concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

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absurd politics, Artificial Stupidity, Congress & Power, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Dysfunctional Technology, End of Days, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

Democrats and AI skeptics are warning that artificial intelligence could threaten humanity within a decade, while Trump dismisses these claims as hype, urging innovation instead of regulation. Lawmakers call for scrutiny of AI risks. Amidst this, public skepticism grows, reflecting a history of apocalyptic predictions without resulting consequences. Continue reading Democrats Warn AI Will Wipe Out Humanity in 10 Years, Humanity Checks Calendar for Previous Apocalypses

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Raskin, Van Hollen Turn Peeling Pool Liner Into Watergate: Aquatic Edition

Maryland lawmakers Jamie Raskin and Chris Van Hollen reacted dramatically after a contractor admitted to flaws in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation. Raskin connected the mishap to broader political conspiracies, assembling investigative teams, while Van Hollen stressed accountability. Meanwhile, a contractor revealed the issue was simply a materials error, but everyone ignored him. Continue reading Raskin, Van Hollen Turn Peeling Pool Liner Into Watergate: Aquatic Edition

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absurd politics, Arts & Entertainment, censorship, Donald Trump, Entertainment, Internet Meltdowns, Media Critique, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Jim Acosta Sees One Interview Move to YouTube, Declares America Has Entered the Final Stage of Authoritarianism

Former CNN correspondent Jim Acosta expressed alarm over a political interview moving from television to YouTube, likening it to authoritarianism. He warned this shift threatened free speech in America, though commentators noted the FCC’s regulatory authority varies across platforms. The interview remained accessible online, highlighting Acosta’s perceived hyperbole in response to programming disputes. Continue reading Jim Acosta Sees One Interview Move to YouTube, Declares America Has Entered the Final Stage of Authoritarianism

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Baltimore City Hall Insists Removing Oversight Guy Right After He Backed Oversight Is Totally About “Collaboration”

Baltimore City Hall dismissed connections between Councilman Mark Conway’s push for stronger Inspector General powers and his removal as Public Safety Committee chairman, labeling the change as a move for “collaboration.” Critics see it as retaliation disguised as restructuring, highlighting leaders’ reluctance to allow oversight that holds them accountable. Continue reading Baltimore City Hall Insists Removing Oversight Guy Right After He Backed Oversight Is Totally About “Collaboration”

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