Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
Bach's Boombox, Celebrity, Culture & Absurdity, Entertainment, History, Satire

Dilbert Finally Escapes the Cubicle: A Tribute to Scott Adams

Scott Adams revolutionized the depiction of corporate life through his comic Dilbert, highlighting the absurdities of middle management and workplace dynamics long before it was mainstream. His work resonated as a candid reflection of office realities, granting audiences permission to critique dysfunction with humor. With his passing, Adams leaves a legacy that endures. Continue reading Dilbert Finally Escapes the Cubicle: A Tribute to Scott Adams

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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absurd politics, Canada, china, Donald Trump, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

Tired of being mocked by Donald Trump and treated like America’s polite sidekick, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly dropped to his knees and began crawling toward Beijing to rebuild trade relations—proving once again that in global politics, dignity is often the first export to disappear. Continue reading Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

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Breaking: Anti-ICE Protests Deemed “Not ADA-Compliant for the Neurodiverse” After Agenda Expands to 47 Unrelated Causes

What started as a simple anti-ICE protest somehow morphed into a multi-flag, multi-issue chaos marathon—leaving neurodivergent attendees wondering which country, cause, or whale they were supposed to be yelling about. Critics now say the movement’s ever-expanding agenda may be the least ADA-compliant protest in modern history. Continue reading Breaking: Anti-ICE Protests Deemed “Not ADA-Compliant for the Neurodiverse” After Agenda Expands to 47 Unrelated Causes

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absurd politics, Global News, Government, Military & Foreign Policy, russia, Satire, Secondhand Service, world leaders

Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

Facing a shortage of actual Russians willing or able to fight, Vladimir Putin has reportedly deployed a cutting-edge solution: hologram soldiers. The glowing, casualty-proof army looks great on state TV, never defects, and conveniently disappears when drones fly through it—marking a bold new era of virtual warfare and imaginary victories. Continue reading Putin Deploys Hologram Army After Running Out of Actual Russians

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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absurd politics, Government, Health & Medical, Overreach, Politics, Washington absurdity

SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revamped SNAP benefits, transforming them into an extreme intermittent-fasting initiative by vastly restricting food options to items deemed unsuitable. Recipients now face scarce choices, prompting underground food markets. While officials claim success, critics argue the policy leads to starvation rather than nutritional improvement, highlighting a satirical take on food insecurity. Continue reading SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

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Bach's Boombox, Celebrity, Culture & Absurdity

Bob Weir Seen Jamming with Cosmic Dead & Company in the Great Beyond — Earth Soundcheck Running Three Days Late

Bob Weir was sighted in the Eternal Jam Space, engaging in a vibrant jam session with legendary figures like Jerry Garcia and an enthusiastic squirrel. Eyewitnesses described the scene as serene, noting Bob’s commitment to perfecting the tempo. Fans celebrated this cosmic performance, feeling that his music transcends earthly farewells. Continue reading Bob Weir Seen Jamming with Cosmic Dead & Company in the Great Beyond — Earth Soundcheck Running Three Days Late

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Food & Health, Judicial, Politics, Satire

Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

Little Debbie has filed a lawsuit against Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services after being excluded from the federal food pyramid. The complaint cites “nutritional discrimination,” claiming the omission undermines the cultural significance of snack cakes. Public reaction is mixed, with some supporting Little Debbie’s position. Continue reading Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

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House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

With inflation up, healthcare strained, and global crises unfolding, House Republicans have zeroed in on what they say truly matters: fixing America’s weak showers. Backed by President Trump’s long-running feud with low-flow showerheads, the GOP’s latest legislative push proves once again that in Washington, even the smallest drips can become a full-blown culture war. Continue reading House GOP Declares War on Weak Showers, Wins Biggest Legislative Victory of the Bathroom Era

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