Author: Michael Phillips

Michael Phillips is a journalist, editor, creator, IT consultant, and father. He writes about politics, family-court reform, and civil rights.
Celebrity, Congress, Congress & Power, Culture & Absurdity, Elections, Government, Politics, Satire

Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

Warren Buffett, at 95, has announced his retirement as CEO of Berkshire Hathaway, expressing a newfound ambition to join Congress, believing he is now seasoned enough. He humorously linked his age to a fitting perspective for governance. His transition plan for the company is clear, while political analysts remain cautiously optimistic about his potential impact. Continue reading Warren Buffett, 95, Steps Down From Berkshire Hathaway: “Finally Old Enough for Congress”

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Donald Trump, Global News, Government, Greenland, International, Military & Foreign Policy, NATO & Global Absurdity, Politics, Satire, Washington absurdity

Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

Donald Trump has initiated a Kickstarter campaign to buy Greenland after his previous attempts failed. With a funding goal of $1 trillion, backer tiers offer humorous rewards. Despite experts noting Greenland’s sovereignty, the campaign surprisingly attracted millions in donations, reflecting the absurdity of modern politics and Trump’s unconventional approach. Continue reading Trump Launches Kickstarter to Buy Greenland, Assures Donors It’s “Basically a Condo With Ice”

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absurd politics, democrats, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Politics, Protests, Satire

From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

Once upon a time, Democrats funded and defended ICE. Now they chant against it like it was invented yesterday. Welcome to the Great Democratic Sheep Migration—where yesterday’s policy becomes today’s outrage, and no one is allowed to remember the voting record. Continue reading From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

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absurd politics, immigration, Politics, Sports & Whatever, virginia

Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

Virginia’s new Democratic leadership swiftly repealed Executive Order 47 to prioritize football recruiting, disregarding concerns about public safety and law enforcement. Critics warn that this decision could lead to increased crime, as cooperation with federal authorities is halted. Officials claim trade-offs in policy are necessary, emphasizing the importance of sports over safety. Continue reading Virginia Democrats Repeal EO 47 to Boost Football Recruiting, Accidentally Announce Crime as a Feature

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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absurd politics, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Too Weird to Check: The Many Mysterious Forms of Kyrsten Sinema

Kyrsten Sinema, once a Democrat, now identifies as an Independent, drawing criticism for her unpredictable political stance and unique fashion choices. Her reluctance to align with any caucus while maintaining fundraising ties has led to confusion among constituents. Sinema embodies political ambiguity in a partisan environment, leaving voters questioning her true intentions. Continue reading Too Weird to Check: The Many Mysterious Forms of Kyrsten Sinema

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International, NATO & Global Absurdity

Germany Accidentally Selects Family of 13 to Defend Greenland From Hypothetical American Invasion

Germany has selected a family of 13 to deploy to Greenland as part of NATO’s deterrent strategy against a potential American invasion. Their tasks include discouraging U.S. Marines, offering legal lectures, and creating paperwork. While not expected to prevent an invasion, their presence aims to disrupt surprise actions by the U.S. Continue reading Germany Accidentally Selects Family of 13 to Defend Greenland From Hypothetical American Invasion

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Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Media Critique

Ken Burns Announces New 14-Hour Documentary: “Actually, It Was the Media the Whole Time”

Ken Burns has announced a new 14-hour documentary series titled “Bias: A Very Long Story, Told Slowly,” exploring left-wing bias and ideological influence in mainstream media. The series, featuring elements like sepia-toned tweets and soft music, examines journalism’s evolution and public trust erosion through various themed episodes, prompting mixed initial reactions. Continue reading Ken Burns Announces New 14-Hour Documentary: “Actually, It Was the Media the Whole Time”

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absurd politics, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

The Annapolis Democratic establishment’s announcement to prioritize affordability has drawn skepticism from residents, who see it as ironic given their history of policies that increased living costs. Critics liken it to a burglar offering home security tips. Marylanders urge real accountability rather than more studies and temporary relief. Continue reading Maryland Democrats Announce ‘Affordability Focus’—Residents Check Locks, Hide Wallets

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Protests, Satire, Washington absurdity

Trump-Washington, D.C.: President Discovers the Fastest Way to Drain the Swamp Is Just to Name It After Himself

President Trump announced a name change for Washington, D.C. to Trump–Washington, citing a rapid evacuation by liberals after a building rebrand. Moving trucks flooded outbound roads as residents hurriedly relocated. The administration is considering further renaming efforts, delighting Trump, while urban planners and environmentalists remain astonished by the situation. Continue reading Trump-Washington, D.C.: President Discovers the Fastest Way to Drain the Swamp Is Just to Name It After Himself

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