Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland voters are advised on how to cast a “NO” vote on Question 3, which seeks to increase redistricting power for Annapolis. The guide emphasizes the importance of locating the “NO” option and ignoring misleading narratives about fairness. Ultimately, it advocates for voter empowerment against unnecessary political control. Continue reading How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Maryland Governor Wes Moore launched a provocative policy platform focused solely on promoting his image. Under the IDGAF Agenda, decisions will prioritize what benefits Moore personally. He emphasized transparency, stating residents will support him visually during press conferences. This unusual approach stirred reactions, with merchandise already being sold to commemorate it. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Congressional Democrats proposed an unconventional Supreme Court reform, expanding it from nine to 64 justices, structured like a tournament. The plan aims to resolve major cases through a competitive bracket system, sparking criticism of court packing from Republicans. Advocates suggest it enhances judicial legitimacy through an unpredictable format. Continue reading Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Department

Gov. Wes Moore declared August Child Support Awareness Month in Maryland, highlighting the state’s efficiency in collecting payments from non-compliant parents. However, critics point out that while financial support is automated, enforcing parenting time remains cumbersome, requiring lengthy legal processes. This raises questions about the balance of child support versus parental access. Continue reading Maryland Celebrates Child Support Awareness Month, Reminds Parents Actual Children Are a Separate Department

Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royale

Maryland gubernatorial candidate Andy Ellis criticized Dan Cox for avoiding debates with all four candidates, claiming it reveals fears of a chaotic political environment. Ellis accused Cox and Wes Moore of maintaining the flawed two-party system and suggested a dramatic new debate format. Maryland voters amusingly contemplated leaving the state amid the debate chaos. Continue reading Andy Ellis Demands Four-Way Governor Debate, Accidentally Invents Maryland Political Battle Royale

Wes Moore Posts “ICYMI,” Maryland Residents Unfortunately Did Not Miss It

Wes Moore posted another “ICYMI” clip from a festival stage, so naturally Maryland residents were reminded that the governor remains undefeated in finding microphones, cameras, and inspirational nouns. Continue reading Wes Moore Posts “ICYMI,” Maryland Residents Unfortunately Did Not Miss It

Wes Moore Takes Break From Governing Maryland to Moderate Florida Twitter Fight

Wes Moore found time to referee a Florida Twitter fight involving Laura Loomer and Angie Nixon. Maryland residents, meanwhile, are still holding for utility relief, better roads, lower costs and occasional gubernatorial attention. Continue reading Wes Moore Takes Break From Governing Maryland to Moderate Florida Twitter Fight

Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold

Wes Moore is back on the international stage, this time celebrating in Ghana, while Marylanders remain home enjoying their own traditions: rising bills, potholes, tolls and waiting for the governor to circle back. Continue reading Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold