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Jawando Too Delicate for Debate After Heroic Primary Victory Over 11,000 People

Democratic County Executive nominee Will Jawando will not debate Republican Esther Wells, citing past engagements and significant differences in vote counts. His campaign emphasizes that numerous previous forums have provided sufficient candidate comparison, and that Jawando, recovering from a heart attack, intends to focus on future goals rather than a debate perceived as unnecessary. Continue reading Jawando Too Delicate for Debate After Heroic Primary Victory Over 11,000 People

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, maryland man, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity

Jamie Raskin Alarmed to Discover Maryland’s 8th District Contains People Who Aren’t Jamie Raskin

Rep. Jamie Raskin expressed deep concerns about democracy after realizing many residents in Maryland’s 8th District do not recognize him. Following criticisms from Republican Cheryl Riley, he convened a symposium and faced questions from constituents. Raskin, known for his constitutional commentary, remains active despite local dissatisfaction with his focus. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Alarmed to Discover Maryland’s 8th District Contains People Who Aren’t Jamie Raskin

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Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Congressional Democrats proposed an unconventional Supreme Court reform, expanding it from nine to 64 justices, structured like a tournament. The plan aims to resolve major cases through a competitive bracket system, sparking criticism of court packing from Republicans. Advocates suggest it enhances judicial legitimacy through an unpredictable format. Continue reading Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

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Campaigns, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Maryland, Politics

DNC Talks to 10,000 Nonvoters, Canton Cat Talks to 37 People Behind a Wawa and Finds Democrats Have Bigger Problems

The DNC interviewed nearly 10,000 people who voted in 2020 but stayed home in 2024. Canton Cat interviewed 37 humans, four raccoons and one confused delivery driver behind a Wawa—and somehow got to “everything costs too much” much faster. Continue reading DNC Talks to 10,000 Nonvoters, Canton Cat Talks to 37 People Behind a Wawa and Finds Democrats Have Bigger Problems

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Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather

Jamie Raskin survived a dangerous encounter with Iowa wind, a flapping television tent and several concerned staffers. The republic, somehow, remains intact. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather

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Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

While President Trump prepares to deliver his 2026 State of the Union address from the House floor, a coalition of Democrats is staging their own rival spectacle across town — a swamp-themed “rebuttal” critics are calling more performance art than policy. As one side fills the Capitol chamber, the other fills wine glasses, proving once again that in Washington, governance now competes with branding. Continue reading Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

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The People’s State of the Onion

Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion

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Elections, Politics, voter outreach, Washington absurdity

Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

Eric Swalwell and Adam Schiff have requested a legislative exemption from the SAVE Act, fearing it may set a precedent requiring proof of Congress members’ presence to validate votes. They advocate for flexible participation methods while expressing concerns about increased voter verification impacting democratic access. Their proposed act seeks to redefine attendance. Continue reading Swalwell, Schiff Demand Exemption From SAVE Act After Realizing It May Require Them to Show Up to Vote

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Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

Wes Moore has introduced a controversial legislative map in Maryland, marketed as a necessary reform rather than gerrymandering. Funded by various activist groups, it bypasses public debate, urging immediate approval under the guise of democracy preservation. Critics argue it favors Democrats and questions the integrity of fair representation in elections. Continue reading Maryland’s New Map: Now With Extra Marxism and Unlimited Text Messages

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Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

The modern Democratic Party echoes 19th-century sentiments by opposing federal law enforcement, claiming it threatens democracy. Historical parallels arise as both then and now, Democrats argue against urgency in enforcing laws, prioritizing tone over accountability. This consistent pattern highlights a rejection of moral clarity while asserting selective compassion for the impacted communities. Continue reading Breaking: Democrats Discover Time Travel, Immediately Use It to Re-Run the Worst Takes of the 1800s

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