Category: Politics

absurd politics, Congress & Power, Government, Politics, Satire, State & Local

No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

State legislators across the country are promising no new taxes while implementing numerous fees that burden residents financially. Governors launch relief packages to address the cost of living increase attributed to their legislation. Lawmakers deflect blame for rising costs, framing their practices as traditional governance despite the effects on constituents’ wallets. Continue reading No New Taxes, Just New Feelings: A Bipartisan Masterclass in Fiscal Gaslighting

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State & Local

Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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absurd politics, Canada, china, Donald Trump, Global News, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

Tired of being mocked by Donald Trump and treated like America’s polite sidekick, Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney reportedly dropped to his knees and began crawling toward Beijing to rebuild trade relations—proving once again that in global politics, dignity is often the first export to disappear. Continue reading Maple Leaf Drag: Mark Carney Crawls to China After Trump Won’t Stop Picking on Canada

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Law Enforcement, Politics, Protests, Washington absurdity

Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

President Trump and Secretary Noem announced a controversial deportation strategy targeting white liberal women who protest their potential deportation. Dubbed “Operation Fine, You Go Then,” the program is claimed to be voluntary but has strict criteria. The policy has sparked mixed reactions among protesters, balancing humor and outrage over its implications. Continue reading Trump–Noem Deportation Plan Accidentally Targets the Loudest Protesters First

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absurd politics, Government, Health & Medical, Overreach, Politics, Washington absurdity

SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has revamped SNAP benefits, transforming them into an extreme intermittent-fasting initiative by vastly restricting food options to items deemed unsuitable. Recipients now face scarce choices, prompting underground food markets. While officials claim success, critics argue the policy leads to starvation rather than nutritional improvement, highlighting a satirical take on food insecurity. Continue reading SNAP to It: America’s First Government-Approved Fasting Program Takes Off

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, Food & Health, Judicial, Politics, Satire

Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

Little Debbie has filed a lawsuit against Robert F. Kennedy Jr. and the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services after being excluded from the federal food pyramid. The complaint cites “nutritional discrimination,” claiming the omission undermines the cultural significance of snack cakes. Public reaction is mixed, with some supporting Little Debbie’s position. Continue reading Little Debbie Files Emergency Lawsuit After Being “Erased” From New Food Pyramid

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absurd politics, Government, immigration, Law Enforcement, National Security, Oregon, Politics, public safety, Satire, State & Local, Urban Absurdity

Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

Portland erupted in outrage after Border Patrol agents declined to be run over by suspected gang members outside a federal ICE facility, prompting activists and media alike to question whether self-defense is still acceptable when it interferes with the narrative. Continue reading Liberals Furious After Border Patrol Fails to Politely Be Run Over by Gang Members

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absurd politics, Campaigns, Global News, Government, Greenland, Military & Foreign Policy, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Fetterman Sets Sights North: Says He Hopes to Be “Senator of Greenland Someday”

John Fetterman humorously expressed his aspiration to become the Senator for Greenland, contingent on the U.S. purchasing the territory. His proposed campaign would focus on Arctic priorities like universal access to Carhartt and ice infrastructure. The remark sparked debate among lawmakers and critics, questioning the feasibility of such representation. Continue reading Fetterman Sets Sights North: Says He Hopes to Be “Senator of Greenland Someday”

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absurd politics, Minnesota, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics, Urban Absurdity

BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

In a satirical press conference, Tim Walz and Jacob Frey introduced a controversial “transparency initiative” involving hired protesters to distract from political issues. With various teams promoting chaotic demonstrations and a cover-up described as a “healing exercise,” analysts deemed it a strategy of “chaotic neutral governance,” deflecting accountability amidst rising public outrage. Continue reading BREAKING: Minneapolis Announces New Civic Program — “Riot & Hide”

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Global News, Government, Greenland, Overreach, Politics, Satire, world leaders

Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

The U.S. has humorously engaged with Greenland’s potential value, despite Denmark’s firm reminder that it is neither for sale nor subject to U.S. acquisition. Officials insist it’s just an exploration of options, while NATO clarifies that such actions don’t fit existing defense protocols. The situation remains unresolved, with Greenland firmly rejecting any annexation notions. Continue reading Greenland Isn’t for Sale (But We Put It in the Cart Anyway)

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