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Van Hollen Sees 3,000 Dead and Thinks: Perfect Time to ReLitigate 2020

Senator Chris Van Hollen criticized Rudy Giuliani’s recent comments regarding Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s participation at the 9/11 memorial, branding them as anti-Muslim. Van Hollen’s focus on political implications overshadowed the solemnity of the anniversary, reducing a memorial to a platform for partisan rhetoric, rather than honoring the victims. Continue reading Van Hollen Sees 3,000 Dead and Thinks: Perfect Time to ReLitigate 2020

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Campaigns, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Health & Medical, Maryland, Politics

Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

Will Jawando is recovering after a heart attack and a stent placement, raising concerns about his ability to effectively campaign for Montgomery County’s executive position. Critics argue he should withdraw in favor of Andrew Friedson or Evan Glass, emphasizing the need for a candidate capable of handling the demands of the election and representing residents’ interests. Continue reading Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Government, Judicial, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, supreme-court, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

Rep. Jamie Raskin criticized the Supreme Court as “illegitimate” due to its conservative majority and proposed adding four justices to restore legitimacy. His argument implies that institutions are only corrupt when they lack Democratic control. The commentary highlights Raskin’s perceived hypocrisy and the absurdity of politicizing judicial reform for partisan gain. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

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Wes Moore Announces Maryland Will Not Sit on Its Hands While Getting Punched in Face, Immediately Asks Voters to Hold Still for Another Punch

Gov. Wes Moore says Maryland won’t “sit on our hands while getting punched in the face.” The Canton Cat wonders why the next move involves another redistricting fight. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Maryland Will Not Sit on Its Hands While Getting Punched in Face, Immediately Asks Voters to Hold Still for Another Punch

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DOJ Begs Trayon White To Stop Auditioning Jurors Before His Bribery Trial

Federal prosecutors are seeking a gag order for D.C. Councilmember Trayon White ahead of his bribery trial, scheduled for September 14, accusing him of attempting to sway potential jurors. As he maintains his innocence, officials warn against his pretrial behavior, viewing it as inappropriate and potentially damaging to the judicial process. Continue reading DOJ Begs Trayon White To Stop Auditioning Jurors Before His Bribery Trial

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Holdout Juror Named America’s Most Unpopular Person For Asking What “Criminally Responsible” Means

One juror reported for civic duty expecting testimony, deliberations and maybe a stale sandwich. Instead, he became the villain of a national culture war by asking whether “criminally responsible” still meant something. Continue reading Holdout Juror Named America’s Most Unpopular Person For Asking What “Criminally Responsible” Means

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Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

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Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

Montgomery County officials humorously proposed a fictional initiative to celebrate the county’s 250th birthday, allowing residents behind on taxes to “work off” their debts through assigned labor. Dubbed the “Historic Tax Repayment Workforce Initiative,” it includes satirical tasks and absurd benefits, emphasizing the farcical nature of the program. Continue reading Montgomery County Celebrates 250 Years by Introducing Revolutionary New Program: Work Off Your Back Taxes Like It’s 1776

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Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

Flock Safety has introduced a new feature for its camera systems designed to deter vandalism, described as an “active anti-tampering deterrence platform.” The cameras can identify suspicious behaviors and issues warnings. While police welcomed the upgrade, civil-liberties groups expressed concerns over privacy and the camera’s potential aggression. Continue reading Flock Announces Cameras Will Now Defend Themselves, Apparently Tired Of Being Bullied By People With Hoodies

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