Category: Internet Meltdowns

Advocacy, Artificial Stupidity, Arts & Entertainment, censorship, Culture & Absurdity, Dysfunctional Technology, Gangs & Cults, Internet Meltdowns, journalism, Maryland, Media Critique, Online Abuse, Protests, social media

Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

Professional political cartoonists are upset about AI-generated cartoons in the Baltimore Sun, calling them lazy and threatening to their craft. Comic relief comes from the Canton Cat, a stray who humorously critiques the medium’s limitations while acknowledging the traditional art form’s value. Ultimately, he concludes that he’s just a cat with paws. Continue reading Baltimore Cartoonists Rage Against AI Slop, Canton Cat Reminds Them He Literally Eats Out of Dumpsters

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9/11, absurd politics, Community Guidelines, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Nationality, Online Abuse, Politics, Protests, Psychos & Crazies, social media

9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

Federal authorities have reopened a cold case regarding the disappearance of national unity in America, last seen on September 12, 2001. Investigators share sightings of unity were often disappointing and suggest the internet may be to blame. Citizens are encouraged to check for signs of unity, which remains elusive and possibly hiding under alternative names. Continue reading 9/12/2001 Remains Last Known Sighting of National Unity; Authorities Request Tips

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absurd politics, Arts & Entertainment, censorship, Donald Trump, Entertainment, Internet Meltdowns, Media Critique, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

Jim Acosta Sees One Interview Move to YouTube, Declares America Has Entered the Final Stage of Authoritarianism

Former CNN correspondent Jim Acosta expressed alarm over a political interview moving from television to YouTube, likening it to authoritarianism. He warned this shift threatened free speech in America, though commentators noted the FCC’s regulatory authority varies across platforms. The interview remained accessible online, highlighting Acosta’s perceived hyperbole in response to programming disputes. Continue reading Jim Acosta Sees One Interview Move to YouTube, Declares America Has Entered the Final Stage of Authoritarianism

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absurd politics, Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Donald Trump, Internet Meltdowns, Politics

Ivanka Trump Rides Horse On Beach, Internet Horrified To Learn Wealthy People Occasionally Enjoy Things

Ivanka Trump faced backlash for riding a horse on a beach while gas prices exceed $4. Critics deemed her actions “out of touch,” sparking a debate about acceptable pastimes for the wealthy during economic distress. Amid the uproar, economists noted that the horse remains indifferent to gasoline costs, reflecting on societal absurdities. Continue reading Ivanka Trump Rides Horse On Beach, Internet Horrified To Learn Wealthy People Occasionally Enjoy Things

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absurd politics, Activism, democrats, Democrazy, Internet Meltdowns, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Unemployable, Washington absurdity

Angry Insano Man Thanks Unions for Inventing Weekend, Pants, Internet, Alarm Clocks, and Apparently Western Civilization

Sen. Chris Van Hollen celebrated Labor Day by highlighting unions’ contributions to essential worker rights, such as weekends and workplace safety. However, his remarks sparked humor and skepticism, with critics attributing an exaggerated array of inventions to unions. Labor economists noted the complexity of workplace protections, which involve various factors beyond unions alone. Continue reading Angry Insano Man Thanks Unions for Inventing Weekend, Pants, Internet, Alarm Clocks, and Apparently Western Civilization

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Conspiracy Theories, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Internet Meltdowns, Judicial, Massachusetts, Media Critique, Psychos & Crazies, social media

Nation Begins Frantically Googling ‘What If We Were Wrong?’ After 11 Jurors Apparently See Case Differently

A psychological condition called uncertainty swept across America after the revelation that eleven jurors in the Lindsay Clancy trial had a divergent view from the public. Symptoms included confusion and overconfidence in personal legal expertise. Experts advised against embracing nuance, with the internet expected to regain its certainty soon. Continue reading Nation Begins Frantically Googling ‘What If We Were Wrong?’ After 11 Jurors Apparently See Case Differently

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Activism, Community Guidelines, crime, Criminal Court, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Extremist Behaviors, Gangs & Cults, Internet Meltdowns, Judicial, Massachusetts, Online Abuse

Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

In Plymouth, MA, a juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial was criticized by an online group for exhibiting signs of human conscience and empathy. His questions about justice and moral responsibility alarmed members who preferred apathy. The incident highlights a disturbing trend of dehumanization in contemporary internet culture. Continue reading Holdout Juror Immediately Added To 764’s Enemies List For Demonstrating Residual Human Conscience

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absurd politics, Celebrity, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, Internet Meltdowns, Politics

Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive

Marjorie Taylor Greene has apparently become MAGA’s Dog the Bounty Hunter, chasing Laura Loomer through another Republican civil war while the actual Democrat quietly enjoys the free advertising. Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive

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Culture & Absurdity, immigration, Internet Meltdowns, Satire

Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

A local man has humorously intensified his support for ICE, declaring he stands with the agency “more than ever than the last more than ever.” His enthusiasm, likened to compound interest, rises after various stimuli, including political statements or social media protests. Friends note this marks his ninth consecutive declaration since 2018. Continue reading Local Man Loves ICE More Than Ever (Again), Announces New “More Than Ever” Record

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