Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

Will Jawando is recovering after a heart attack and a stent placement, raising concerns about his ability to effectively campaign for Montgomery County’s executive position. Critics argue he should withdraw in favor of Andrew Friedson or Evan Glass, emphasizing the need for a candidate capable of handling the demands of the election and representing residents’ interests. Continue reading Doctors Say Jawando Will Recover. Voters Shouldn’t Have To.

Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

Rep. Jamie Raskin criticized the Supreme Court as “illegitimate” due to its conservative majority and proposed adding four justices to restore legitimacy. His argument implies that institutions are only corrupt when they lack Democratic control. The commentary highlights Raskin’s perceived hypocrisy and the absurdity of politicizing judicial reform for partisan gain. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Calls Supreme Court “Illegitimate,” Demands Democrats Be Allowed to Make It Illegitimate Correctly

Wes Moore Announces Maryland Will Not Sit on Its Hands While Getting Punched in Face, Immediately Asks Voters to Hold Still for Another Punch

Gov. Wes Moore says Maryland won’t “sit on our hands while getting punched in the face.” The Canton Cat wonders why the next move involves another redistricting fight. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Maryland Will Not Sit on Its Hands While Getting Punched in Face, Immediately Asks Voters to Hold Still for Another Punch

Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Governor Wes Moore has initiated a video series where he converses with local business owners about rising costs, attributing them solely to former President Trump. The series, criticized for avoiding state policies, highlights the difficulties Maryland businesses face, while Moore seems more focused on deflecting blame and preserving the status quo. Continue reading Wes Moore Launches Lunch Vlog Where Every Maryland Problem Is Apparently Trump Wearing a Fake Mustache

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Maryland Governor Wes Moore launched a provocative policy platform focused solely on promoting his image. Under the IDGAF Agenda, decisions will prioritize what benefits Moore personally. He emphasized transparency, stating residents will support him visually during press conferences. This unusual approach stirred reactions, with merchandise already being sold to commemorate it. Continue reading Wes Moore Announces Bold New Governing Philosophy: “I Don’t Give a Fuck About Any of You”

Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Congressional Democrats proposed an unconventional Supreme Court reform, expanding it from nine to 64 justices, structured like a tournament. The plan aims to resolve major cases through a competitive bracket system, sparking criticism of court packing from Republicans. Advocates suggest it enhances judicial legitimacy through an unpredictable format. Continue reading Democrats Propose Expanding Supreme Court to 64 Justices So Constitutional Law Can Finally Be Decided March Madness-Style

Deadlocked Lindsay Clancy Jury Sent Home After Realizing Another Day Means Another Free Lunch

Jurors in the Lindsay Clancy case in Massachusetts were sent home after being deadlocked in their deliberations, with the next session scheduled for Wednesday. Observers humorously speculated that the prospect of courthouse catering influenced their focus. The situation highlights the serious and sometimes lighthearted nature of jury duty and deliberations. Continue reading Deadlocked Lindsay Clancy Jury Sent Home After Realizing Another Day Means Another Free Lunch

Normal Local Man Posts Article Quote, Accidentally Alters Maryland Political Landscape Before Breakfast

Local authorities are tracking a man named Greg, whose mundane activities unexpectedly stir political chaos in Maryland. With minimal commentary on provocative articles, Greg’s posts ignite swift reactions from officials and activists alike. His unassuming nature defies conventional political dynamics, leaving experts baffled at his influence despite his ordinary life. Continue reading Normal Local Man Posts Article Quote, Accidentally Alters Maryland Political Landscape Before Breakfast