Congress votes to rein in Trump’s Iran war powers, and the Canton Cat imagines Washington’s backup strategy: fruit baskets, validating language and hoping Tehran just needs a hug. Continue reading Democrats Unveil Bold New Counterterrorism Strategy: Asking Iran to Please Stop Being Mean
Terrorists chanting “Death to America” are reportedly confused about why Americans remain suspicious, forcing the Canton Cat to explain one of history’s more obvious public-relations failures. Continue reading Terrorists Chanting “Death to America” Reportedly Concerned Americans May Be Developing Negative Impression of Them
Remember the victims. Remember the heroes. But also remember who planned the attack, who carried it out, and the ideology that convinced nineteen terrorists that murdering civilians was holy. Continue reading Never Forget Who Did This
The Transportation Security Administration (TSA) recently celebrated its 25th anniversary, highlighting its stringent security measures, such as confiscating liquids and requiring passengers to remove shoes. Critics debate the effectiveness of these policies while officials assert they prevent potential threats. Despite advancements, the TSA cautions against complacency in the face of evolving terrorist tactics. Continue reading TSA Celebrates 25 Years of Making Grandma Remove Her Shoes While Terrorists Discover Cars Exist
