Trump Falls Asleep During Own RNC Speech, Becomes First Politician to Fact-Check Himself in Real Time

During the RNC midterm convention, President Trump appeared to doze off mid-speech, leading to confusion among attendees. Witnesses speculated whether he was taking a nap or engaging in “executive visualization.” Despite the moment sparking criticism, Trump continued speaking as if nothing had happened, prompting laughter and a new slogan: “MAKE AMERICA AWAKE AGAIN.” Continue reading Trump Falls Asleep During Own RNC Speech, Becomes First Politician to Fact-Check Himself in Real Time

Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

Maria Bartiromo has launched an investigative operation titled “Finding Mitch” to locate former Senate leader Mitch McConnell, who has become notably elusive. Despite employing various investigative methods and exploring wild theories about his whereabouts, her efforts have yielded no conclusive leads. The search, steeped in satire, continues. Continue reading Maria Bartiromo Leaves Fox News To Host ‘Finding Mitch,’ Nation’s Most Hopeless Missing-Person Investigation

Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive

Marjorie Taylor Greene has apparently become MAGA’s Dog the Bounty Hunter, chasing Laura Loomer through another Republican civil war while the actual Democrat quietly enjoys the free advertising. Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive

Wes Moore Vows to Elect More Black Governors, Immediately Adds Tiny Asterisk Next to Byron Donalds

Wes Moore says he wants to help elect more Black governors. The Canton Cat checks whether that enthusiasm survives contact with a Black Republican. Continue reading Wes Moore Vows to Elect More Black Governors, Immediately Adds Tiny Asterisk Next to Byron Donalds