The DNC interviewed nearly 10,000 people who voted in 2020 but stayed home in 2024. Canton Cat interviewed 37 humans, four raccoons and one confused delivery driver behind a Wawa—and somehow got to “everything costs too much” much faster. Continue reading DNC Talks to 10,000 Nonvoters, Canton Cat Talks to 37 People Behind a Wawa and Finds Democrats Have Bigger Problems
Wes Moore is back on the international stage, this time celebrating in Ghana, while Marylanders remain home enjoying their own traditions: rising bills, potholes, tolls and waiting for the governor to circle back. Continue reading Wes Moore Continues International Tour, Maryland Residents Asked to Please Hold
Marjorie Taylor Greene has apparently become MAGA’s Dog the Bounty Hunter, chasing Laura Loomer through another Republican civil war while the actual Democrat quietly enjoys the free advertising. Continue reading Marjorie Taylor Greene Becomes Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sets Out to Capture Laura Loomer Before MAGA Eats Itself Alive
Jamie Raskin survived a dangerous encounter with Iowa wind, a flapping television tent and several concerned staffers. The republic, somehow, remains intact. Continue reading Jamie Raskin Survives Wind Gust in Iowa, Vows to Defend Democracy Against Weather
Dan Cox says Maryland’s police accountability boards resemble Soviet-style citizen councils. The Canton Cat checks the meeting agenda for Lenin, revolution and refreshments. Continue reading Dan Cox Discovers Montgomery County Has Soviets, Immediately Checks Under the Bed for Lenin
Baltimore residents asked for a revitalized Inner Harbor. The city delivered kayaks. The Canton Cat investigates whether Phase Two includes protected kayak lanes, floating bollards and boaters losing their minds. Continue reading Baltimore Asked for an Inner Harbor Comeback. The City Handed Everyone a Kayak.
Dawn Luedtke invited residents to a community meeting, handed them microphones, and discovered the dangerous side effect of public engagement: the public engaging. Continue reading Dawn Luedtke Holds Listening Session, Appears Stunned by the Discovery of Listening
Wes Moore is celebrating one debate with Dan Cox while other gubernatorial candidates remain offstage. The Canton Cat wonders whether courage comes with a two-podium limit. Continue reading Wes Moore Schedules One Debate, Declares Democracy Fully Serviced
Wes Moore says he wants to help elect more Black governors. The Canton Cat checks whether that enthusiasm survives contact with a Black Republican. Continue reading Wes Moore Vows to Elect More Black Governors, Immediately Adds Tiny Asterisk Next to Byron Donalds
Montgomery County is disbanding its dedicated DUI enforcement unit because of staffing shortages, while insisting impaired-driving enforcement will continue. The Canton Cat has questions. Lots of them. Continue reading Montgomery County Solves Police Staffing Shortage by Eliminating the Unit That Catches Drunk Drivers
