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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics

How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

Maryland voters are advised on how to cast a “NO” vote on Question 3, which seeks to increase redistricting power for Annapolis. The guide emphasizes the importance of locating the “NO” option and ignoring misleading narratives about fairness. Ultimately, it advocates for voter empowerment against unnecessary political control. Continue reading How To Vote No On Question 3: A Simple Guide For Marylanders Who Prefer Their Gerrymandering With At Least A Hint Of Shame

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absurd politics, Congress, Congress & Power, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Government, Judicial, Maryland, Politics, State & Local, State vs. Federal Politics

Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

Maryland’s Supreme Court allowed a constitutional amendment regarding congressional district drawing to proceed to the November ballot, despite issues with misleading language. Democrats celebrated this decision, which may enhance their control over districts. The ruling faced Republican challenges, but ultimately emphasized voters will determine the outcome, amid concerns over political motivations. Continue reading Maryland Supreme Court Rules Democrats May Ask Voters For Permission To Gerrymander Harder

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absurd politics, Communism, Socialism, What's the difference?, Cultural Meltdowns, Culture & Absurdity, democrats, Democrazy, Politics

Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”

The Democratic Socialists of America declared that breathing oxygen is linked to white supremacy, sparking humorous reactions among Americans. Their report, “Air Is Not Neutral,” critiques unequal access to oxygen and proposes a “community respiration” model requiring neighborhood approval for inhalation. Critics were puzzled by the absurdity of the claims. Continue reading Democratic Socialists Announce Breathing Oxygen Is “A Legacy of White Supremacy”

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absurd politics, Arts & Entertainment, democrats, Entertainment, Maryland, Politics, Westley Watende Omari Moore

Wes Moore Posts “ICYMI,” Maryland Residents Unfortunately Did Not Miss It

Wes Moore posted another “ICYMI” clip from a festival stage, so naturally Maryland residents were reminded that the governor remains undefeated in finding microphones, cameras, and inspirational nouns. Continue reading Wes Moore Posts “ICYMI,” Maryland Residents Unfortunately Did Not Miss It

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Campaigns, democrats, Democrazy, Elections, Maryland, Politics

DNC Talks to 10,000 Nonvoters, Canton Cat Talks to 37 People Behind a Wawa and Finds Democrats Have Bigger Problems

The DNC interviewed nearly 10,000 people who voted in 2020 but stayed home in 2024. Canton Cat interviewed 37 humans, four raccoons and one confused delivery driver behind a Wawa—and somehow got to “everything costs too much” much faster. Continue reading DNC Talks to 10,000 Nonvoters, Canton Cat Talks to 37 People Behind a Wawa and Finds Democrats Have Bigger Problems

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democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Politics, Satire, virginia, Washington absurdity, Washington DC

Blue & Gray 2.0: Democrats Announce “State of the Confederation” Watch Party While Trump Delivers State of the Union

In Washington, D.C., Democrats are boycotting the State of the Union, opting instead for their own event, “State of the Confederation.” With over 70 lawmakers attending, the parallel broadcast features curated aesthetics and critiques of the Trump administration’s policies. This division highlights modern political optics rather than genuine secession. Continue reading Blue & Gray 2.0: Democrats Announce “State of the Confederation” Watch Party While Trump Delivers State of the Union

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absurd politics, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Democrazy, Donald Trump, Politics, Washington absurdity

Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

While President Trump prepares to deliver his 2026 State of the Union address from the House floor, a coalition of Democrats is staging their own rival spectacle across town — a swamp-themed “rebuttal” critics are calling more performance art than policy. As one side fills the Capitol chamber, the other fills wine glasses, proving once again that in Washington, governance now competes with branding. Continue reading Democrats Ditch Trump’s Triumph for Their Own ‘State of the Swamp’ Circle Jerk: A Treasonous Toddler Tantrum in Tuxedos

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democrats, Democrazy, Satire

The People’s State of the Onion

Democrats recently launched the People’s State of the Onion, an alternative to the State of the Union that emphasizes emotional expressions over factual reporting. Sponsored by various activist groups, it aims to critique the current presidential administration while hosting by influential figures. This approach raises questions about political norms and the acceptance of election results. Continue reading The People’s State of the Onion

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democrats, Democrazy, Maryland, Politics, State vs. Federal Politics, Washington absurdity, Westley Watende Omari Moore

UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

A satirical social media post claims Maryland Governor Wes Moore was not elected but “assembled” in a political lab by notable figures like Oprah Winfrey and George Soros. This fictional account suggests Moore was engineered for charisma and political ambition, sparking humorous debates about his authenticity amidst real political concerns in Maryland. Continue reading UNKNOWN WES MOORE REVEALED AS “POLITICAL LAB CREATION,” SOURCES SAY HE WAS GROWN IN A HYDROPONIC TANK BEHIND AN IKEA

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crime, Cultural Meltdowns, democrats, Politics

BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

A humorous critique highlights the absurdity of associating elderly individuals with crime, particularly regarding the term “Democrats.” It juxtaposes fantasies of senior criminal masterminds with the complexities of real-world crime policy, arguing that oversimplified narratives detract from meaningful discussions, reducing political debate to cartoonish stereotypes rather than data-driven solutions. Continue reading BREAKING: Nation Paralyzed by Rampaging Elderly Gay Carjacker Cartel

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