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After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

After being excluded from a White House dinner, Democratic governors will host their own event in Jackson Hole featuring notable figures like George Soros and George Clooney. Their gathering promises a more inclusive atmosphere with a locally sourced menu and discussions focused on socialism. Organizers insist this is not a protest. Continue reading After Trump Diss, Democratic Governors Flee to Jackson Hole for “Alternative Dinner” With Supreme Commanders Soros and Clooney

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absurd politics, democrats, economy, Government, Government Dysfunction, Government Waste, Overreach, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local, virginia

The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

This week in Richmond, newly sworn-in Governor Abigail Spanberger sparked chaos as hamburgers mysteriously vanished shortly after her inauguration, earning her the nickname “Hamburglar of Hard-Earned Money.” Her controversial “Spanburger Doctrine” implies confiscating edible goods as “nutritional contributions,” leaving residents bewildered and concerned about a future without safe backyard cookouts. Continue reading The Hamburglar Takes Richmond: Abigail Spanberger Sworn In, Hamburgs Immediately Missing

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The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

Progressive leaders express alarm over looming tyranny, blaming Donald Trump for authoritarianism, yet they have established many of the policies leading to their fears. They redefine terms to justify censorship and demand greater control while ignoring personal responsibility. Ultimately, their own actions may have seeded the very control they now oppose. Continue reading The Left Discovers Tyranny, Shocked to Learn It Has Their Fingerprints All Over It

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absurd politics, democrats, Donald Trump, Politics, Satire

Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

The Democratic Party faces perplexingly low approval ratings, adopting a strategy of opposing everything associated with Donald Trump while eschewing independent policy development. Analysts note that this anti-policy approach is viewed as spiteful, leading to confusion among voters and skepticism about whether such a stance will garner support in future elections. Continue reading Democrats Accidentally Invent New Political Platform: “Whatever Trump Likes, We Hate”

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absurd politics, democrats, Government, immigration, Law & Order, Politics, Protests, Satire

From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

Once upon a time, Democrats funded and defended ICE. Now they chant against it like it was invented yesterday. Welcome to the Great Democratic Sheep Migration—where yesterday’s policy becomes today’s outrage, and no one is allowed to remember the voting record. Continue reading From ‘Fund ICE’ to ‘Abolish ICE’: The Great Democratic Sheep Migration

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absurd politics, democrats, Maryland, Politics, Satire, State, State & Local

Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

Governor Wes Moore has claimed Maryland faces a significant structural deficit, despite inheriting a multi-billion-dollar surplus. Critics argue his portrayal of finances lacks credibility, pointing out that basic arithmetic contradicts his statements. Ultimately, the issue lies not in math but in how the governor communicates financial realities to the public. Continue reading Math Is Hard: A Love Story Between Maryland’s Governor and a Calculator

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Democrats Propose Banning the Dictionary After Supreme Court Confirms Words Are a Hate Crime

Democratic leaders are contemplating emergency legislation to eliminate dictionaries, deeming traditional definitions as oppressive and outdated. The proposal follows a Supreme Court discussion on women’s sports and transgender participation. Critics argue this undermines female athletes, as language reform prioritizes inclusivity over clarity, resulting in vague and fluid definitions. Continue reading Democrats Propose Banning the Dictionary After Supreme Court Confirms Words Are a Hate Crime

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Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

As Maryland stares into a growing fiscal abyss, Gov. Wes Moore unveiled a bold plan to spend billions anyway — and when asked where the money would come from, he didn’t say “taxes,” “cuts,” or even “borrowing.” Instead, he talked about Pokémon cards, Warhammer battles, and trusting the lore. Economists remain confused. Gamers feel oddly seen. Continue reading Maryland’s Budget Gap Explained: Gov. Wes Moore Says It’s Basically Pokémon and Warhammer

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NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

New York’s new mayor has taken on his boldest challenge yet: fixing World Cup ticket prices for games not even played in New York. In a week where socialism met dynamic pricing, City Hall discovered that FIFA, geography, and reality may not be subject to municipal authority. Continue reading NYC Mayor Launches “World Cup for All” Initiative — Now Hiring Ticket Fairness Officers

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Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

Maryland Governor Wes Moore recently acknowledged high electricity costs, framing it as a new discovery despite being in office for three years. Critics point out the state’s role in utility regulation and rate adjustments. The administration plans to address these issues through vague measures and task forces, offering little immediate relief to residents. Continue reading Governor Discovers Electricity Exists, Is Expensive

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