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Bill Ferguson Reveals He Is Also a Swimmer, Maryland Immediately Names Pool After Him

Maryland Senate President Bill Ferguson surprised residents by revealing he is a swimmer while discussing Baltimore’s pools and swim programs. His revelation quickly became a humorous topic, sparking speculation about his swimming style and leading to playful political commentary. Observers even humorously suggested legislative recognition for his aquatic prowess. Continue reading Bill Ferguson Reveals He Is Also a Swimmer, Maryland Immediately Names Pool After Him

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Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism

A Baltimore County man allegedly celebrated his birthday by blowing up his own Cadillac limo, proving Maryland still produces the kind of citizen who looks at luxury transportation and sees fireworks. Continue reading Baltimore County Man Blows Up His Own Cadillac Limo for Birthday, Maryland Responds by Criminalizing Patriotism

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Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

Police responded to a disorderly man at a Hyattsville CVS. He then allegedly chugged an entire bottle of hot sauce, turning a routine call into a gastrointestinal emergency with witnesses. Continue reading Hyattsville Man Chugs Entire Bottle of Hot Sauce, Becomes Prince George’s County’s Most Stable Friday Afternoon

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