MTA Worker Finds Mitch McConnell in Subway Closet, Senate Immediately Requests His Return to Washington

An MTA worker discovered Senator Mitch McConnell inside a utility closet in a Manhattan subway, prompting immediate action from Senate leadership to return him to the Capitol. Initially believed to have survived on minimal resources, McConnell was prepped for committee votes and quickly reintegrated, with staff downplaying the situation’s peculiarity. Continue reading MTA Worker Finds Mitch McConnell in Subway Closet, Senate Immediately Requests His Return to Washington

Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Sen. Chris Van Hollen warns about the risks of advanced AI, framing it within a political context related to corruption and the Trump administration. As bipartisan legislation progresses, the debate centers on AI safety measures and regulation. However, political messaging simplifies complex issues into campaign content, overshadowing genuine concerns. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Warns AI Could Destroy Humanity, Somehow Finds Time to Make the Robot Apocalypse About Trump

Chris Van Hollen Demands Clear Crypto Rules, Blocks Bill Called the CLARITY Act

Sen. Chris Van Hollen criticized the crypto industry for operating without clear regulations while simultaneously blocking the CLARITY Act, which aimed to establish such rules. This paradox highlights a common governmental pattern: decrying regulatory gaps yet impeding progress, leaving crypto firms in confusion over future regulations. Continue reading Chris Van Hollen Demands Clear Crypto Rules, Blocks Bill Called the CLARITY Act